El Pocker Focker

Puck Futin is a beer I want to drink

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@Azz2K_ How longs that gonna take, what's the actual problem

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Telstra, Optus & TPG are forcing 14k–20k Aussies — mostly elderly — to buy new phones because older 4G Samsung models are deemed “unsafe for 000.”
Right before Christmas, zero compensation.
A $3–8m cost dumped on the public while carriers hide behind “safety.”

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Gone are the days

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Someone saw this guy at Whyalla shopping centre today, and he's been seen cruising around the surrounding towns as well. Bizzare.

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@BTCMarkets #BTCMarkets is celebrating 11 years in #crypto

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🎉BTC Markets is celebrating 11 years in crypto!

💰To celebrate, we're giving away AU$5,000 worth of #Bitcoin to 10 lucky winners! #giveaway
📅June 6-30th 2024

To enter
✅Follow+Retweet
✅Comment ‘#BTCMarkets is celebrating 11 years in #crypto’

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@wannabechamp Prop firms are the new cfd bucket shops from 2005-2015 just stick to the leverage of futures screw everything else including the next thing that comes along

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Tax payer money being used wisely, funding aerial snipers and bringing multiple organisations together to discover the obvious - yes, dingo piss scares dingoes. Farmer sheep fucking Joe cries about fences, sun, rain - anything really. Innovationless, cancerous backbone to country

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NRMA reports a record number of claims for animal crashes, stats don't include 100s of non claimed incidents and several fatalities, as another small part of country finally outlaws killing dingoes at the brink of extinction w/only 42 left in the area 👏

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@hunterxnicholas 3 cartons of beer 😂

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@SirPickle_ Pro baller in the NBA

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@ownthedoge @YSMAC_ @djdoge69 @solidbadluck @Smoke_theArtist @thesminemverse @Dogecoin_Mogul @BoopNL_ @NFDtoken @realjulialove @realjohnmonarch Why do you link Kabosu pixels to a dead OpenAI link lol you might want to check that

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@cz_binance Why not try change the world for the better and help some people with your billions of dollars instead of trying to be immortal and feeding your ego with likes on twitter

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an update for anyone who gives a fuck, after going through AFCA a sum of compensation received, no more than 4 figures. Thanks. Converting the value of my plastic metal and digital numbers into water, energy storage and renewable food supply now before the vlad xi kim show starts

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Well it's been an hour and still on hold with ANZ. Thanks for preventing me withdrawing my own money online, and validating everyone's decision to switch from you. Must be a real circus going on over at ANZ #shitbank

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AKEMF for profits from the new world order?

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Nice to see business healthy in Oz with Coles yearly profit equal to a $43 donation from every single member of the country's population, ceo raking in a nice 3m, and peeps running out shops in celebration with hot chooks stuffed down their pants daily

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And isn't it also amusing, just a few years ago there was so much concern for personal macro details being monitored and retained, yet now the majority of the 1st world's population personal details are available free and publicly if looked for in the right place lol 😆

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Wheat is a nutrientless joke that has destroyed the world and created a population of diabetic zombies with irritable bowels. From farm to slaughter, witness the time and energy it takes to process one sheep 😹 what a joke the world is.

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While I'm on a roll how about we leave the fuckin dingoes alone and in fact reintroduce them to areas where they've been made extinct? How is rampant numbers of prey and feral species and a broke ecosystem not seen as a problem in your mainstream media, fuck your sheep & industry