garbitch

no talk me

[garbitch @befmorrison]

Are u going to other bitches villages in Animal Crossing New Leaf yes or no

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Just cats that don't want to see the vet

[This-Barbie-Be-Cooking @Vishi_Divine]

I feel like when judges deny a woman's request for a restraining order and the person she wanted to stay away from her kills her or some one she's close to (family, children, new partner), I think the judge should be charged with accessory.

[holly!!!!!! @hollhob]

all in a hard day’s work

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Let him cook

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me to my boss: Hey I have to wfh today, I couldn't answer the riddles three. Yep, they didn't let me across the bridge. I'll see you on Teams though.

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

It gets even funnier. He's 100% serious, and sees no irony or hypocrisy here. How do people like this exist.

[toi 🪓 team mystery @toixxy]

Hey you know how whenever ARTISTS speak up about AI being art theft and a bunch of weirdos comment ‘cope and seethe’ or whatever? yeah

[𝕱𝖎𝖆𝖘𝖈𝖆.* 𝚆𝙽𝙲 @uncletypewriter]

You spend months driving people south. You announce it is the only safe zone. You kettle the people there. And then you attack them by air and land. That is textbook genocide and anyone who denies it is a genocide supporter.

[Mädi Kircher @MadiOkay]

Our Polish repair guy sent this to my boyfriend and I just love it

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

i drafted 10 variants of this tweet but yes i literally feel crazy watching the peasantry gather around the camp fire to ogle the 1% atp. met gala oscars grammys etc. it all feels apocalyptic.

[Robo - The Pickle Hero🧁🍩🥒 @robodessert]

“Try our new AI assis-“ No.
“Why not let AI help with-” No.
“Subscribe for our premium AI writ-“ No.
“We added AI to our chee-“ No.
“What if AI could do-“ No.
“Search now with AI and-” No.
“Ever wondered if you and AI could fu-“ No.