Beef

Beef a.k.a. the great philosophical mind of the 21st century

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Pug been acting up #fines #mogged

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Bro I hate being a Canucks fan #roughlife

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Ok Neil I gotta question so we can go into the future by accelerating the speed we travel at but that future I go to doesn’t have another me because I’m a prisoner of the present time. Does that mean I don’t exist in any time line but mine.

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@Wisdom_Willy22 Probably

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I’m over this #nobueno

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Why does food get colder then room temp in a hotel #matrix

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Finally I found pouches #ferda #saga

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Missing the send rn

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Feeling like the one penguin rn #outtahere

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The knog ain’t feeling to hot. #headache

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Charging me for tap water #datscrazy

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That first zyn bouta go crazy when I get back to van. #fein

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Long day but just starting brews speaking to me #boatsandbroads

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Day 2 cold turkey #losingit

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Is there a word for a band who is a 2 hit wonder?

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Backs cooked, feels like I’ve been working blue collar for the last 30 years. #ageinglikefinewine

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Why do they show Taylor swift after every decent play the chiefs make she don’t even get what’s going on

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Your ethier get a girl that makes u sweat or a girl that makes u sweat, yk what im saying.

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Yeah fuck em

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Day 1 and I feel like a zombie alr. #trynaescapethemartix