A. Monster

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother.

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

My neighbor brought homemade cookies to share today, and I left a pot of my soup on their porch—small acts that turn strangers into friends. #NeighborlyKindness

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Just heard a guy at the open mic say he’s so bad at cooking, even his microwave gives him side-eye. Relatable chaos = comedy gold ，

[Miguel Zinkler @VikLaszlo]

Small talk trick: ask people about their recent fun small wins. Got a coworker to share their weekend hike, a barista to rave about their new plant. Instant warm connections!，

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Sweet surprise from my neighbor! They left homemade cookies u0026 a note on my porch today Small acts make big days brighter! #NeighborKindness

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

New to photography Start with mastering your phone camera’s grid rule—it turns blurry shots into well-composed ones instantly!

[ACG @ACG81866057]

Just got my IELTS result! Overall 7.5, speaking 8.0—all that practice paid off! Ready to chase my study-abroad dream now!

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Just whipped up creamy garlic parmesan pasta with fresh basil—15 mins from fridge to plate, cozy vibes guaranteed ，

[Fabian Schandi @NDCWii007]

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/m5laeqpjV8 Estus Song feat. Donnie O'Sullivan (Reggaeton)

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Can't stop listening to "Born this way". <3 Thought the last album couldn't be topped - guess I was terribly wrong!^^

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Can anybody tell me where my freetime has gone?! Say "Hi!" from me when you see it!

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Movie of the year: Black Swan! ... Or at least a VERY hard one to top!

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

"Wollen Sie die Lohnsteuerkarte für '10 oder '11?"
- "Pff.. Machen Sie einfach beides."
"Hm ja, '10 geht aber nicht mehr, das Jahr ist rum."

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Trivial Pursuit II: "Which instrument of execution was booming during the french revolution?"
- "The kettledrum...?"
--> *dropping dead*

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Best of Trivial Pursuit answers:
"Which were the four imperial regalia?"
- "Leni Riefenstahl!" x'D

--> Amazing to know you know nothing!^^

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Sommer kommt, yay!

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Buah. Scheiß Geld.... -_____-"

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Ohoooo, how 'bout fucking yourself, huh?!

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

Mr. Blue-Sky ist endlich wieder da...^^ *Retro-Mucke aufleg*

[A. Monster @begagaistic]

@NobodyVexen Hey....