The things you do with baddies, you can't do with your wife.
Your wife won't lick some caviar off your balls. Ask Belfort from Wolf of Wall Street.
Alternatively, we can take a lesson from The Goodfellas. "Wives keep the empire looking legit; mistresses keep the party going."
Your wife won’t let you sniff cocaine line off her ass crack.
Won’t agree to an orgy with the boys.
Won’t let you piss in her mouth.
And that’s just the beginning 😂🤷🏿♂️
Messi's face when he realized he was talking to Daníel Guðjohnsen, son of his former Barcelona teammate Eiður Guðjohnsen 😂
Messi and Eiður played together and won a treble in 2009. Now, Messi is about to play in his sixth World Cup 🤯