JO3

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[JO3 @beggieJoe]

My only rival is the person I was yesterday.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The things you do with baddies, you can't do with your wife.

Your wife won't lick some caviar off your balls. Ask Belfort from Wolf of Wall Street.

Alternatively, we can take a lesson from The Goodfellas. "Wives keep the empire looking legit; mistresses keep the party going."

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

They had to check his right foot, they know he’s a shooter

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Bro fell for the offside trap😭😭

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

When it’s a woman

- “Humble beginnings”

When it’s a Man”

- “A broke Ass man who stays at Backroom” 😭😭

[PEDRO @olanihun_01]

GIROUD was right btw.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Maybe I'm just high but I could've sworn that house was on fire 😭

[Ayarh 🍒 @AyandaYandiey]

He sold almost all the trays. Mind you, one boiled egg is R5. Hustler of note! 💯🥚⚽

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

A random doll in Toy Story is about to have a coloured accent 😭

I'm in literal tears

[King Phelz 🇵🇹 @KingPhelz]

Athletico Madrid admin anytime a club comes to bid for Alvarez 😂

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

Your wife won’t let you sniff cocaine line off her ass crack.
Won’t agree to an orgy with the boys.
Won’t let you piss in her mouth.
And that’s just the beginning 😂🤷🏿‍♂️

[Wode Maya ® @wode_maya]

Be Valuable and your appearance won’t matter in any room you find yourself…..

[Cristiano @General_D__]

Imagine this happened at the AFCON

[Iran Embassy in Indonesia @IraninIndonesia]

As the Persian proverb says: ‘A thief believes everybody steals.’
The worst World Cup host ever.

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

He would’ve been shot long ago if this was America

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Messi's face when he realized he was talking to Daníel Guðjohnsen, son of his former Barcelona teammate Eiður Guðjohnsen 😂

Messi and Eiður played together and won a treble in 2009. Now, Messi is about to play in his sixth World Cup 🤯

[Sebber 🔨⏰🇯🇲 @sebastianbaughh]

She better keep this shit up I ain’t seen him drive like this in a while

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

If he pours a little of every beer into the same cup, can we call it the World Cup??

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

🤣😂🤣

[Nuna🌹✨️ @Nuna_zd]

She slept with Connie Ferguson's late husband. Do the math.

[Mwene Wuulayi🇳🇦 @oscar_knowledge]

Client’s money in the Trust account 😂😅