Meaghan Mortis

I'm a fake, I'm a phony, I'm awake, I'm alone, I'm homely, I'm a Scorpio!!

They/them 👈🏻🌚👉🏻

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Lmfaooo so my landlord asked me to make a video for prospective renters as we move out in a couple weeks and can’t do showings. Do you think he’ll like the video??

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@Spotify Release it so we can all delete our accounts, you ICE-loving buttholes

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I honestly can’t believe how fucking dystopian it is that AMAZON is running healthcare now. What the ACTUAL FUCK

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Wax Ladrian is the worst character in the cosmere and I mean that with my whole chest

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@JillianSacco Literally all I’ve been thinking about

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It’s actually insane that the first shot of a person in The L Word is a white man

[Joanna Newsom Lyrics @JNewsomWords]

I'm pegging that man at the back of the bus.

[Meaghan Mortis @begging4meaghan]

Me: Frau Farbissina from Austin Powers is so fuckin hot

Pat: Are you in therapy

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People are plagued by memories, but I am haunted by the things I forgot

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Sometimes I think I’m too codependent and then I make friends with someone new and all the sudden every friend is like “why can’t I do that for you” and “who tf is Richie” LMFAO

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@JillianSacco D Y I N G LMFAOOOOO

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One thing I miss about college is all the nicknames lmfao. Denim Dan? Glaucoma Steve? Period Rob?? Too funny

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Tell me why I am taking my DnD romance more seriously than I have ever taken any actual, real-life romance 😭 I’ve written and practiced my speech confessing my love for hours over the last week 😭😭😭

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I also firmly believe people don’t understand Václav Hazel’s importance without living in the Czech Republic

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Growing up is understanding what every reference in La Vie Bohème means

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My friend gave me a birthday card with this poem inside:

“I romanticize the loveliest vision of you/
The sweetest and kindest/
Most beautiful eyes/
It’s a shame you only have two”

🥹😭😭😭

[robin ★ @pynchceo]

imcrying

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I genuinely can’t believe how fucking stupid Trump supporters are. Two brain cells fighting for third place, the lot of ‘em.

[bug girl @buggirl]

hey so i think it’s less of a “male loneliness” epidemic and more of a “young men becoming nazis at a concerningly high rate” epidemic

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Watching selfishness and evil win again and again is so defeating

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America is deplorable