The General

Typical Kenyan

[Tony Montana @9mmScorpion]

4 years ahead of his time

[FERDINAND OMONDI @FerdyOmondi]

Kenyan politician soon: Flooding is a global issue. It flooded even in New York.

[The General @Beggotten001]

@JWokabi RIP Sean

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Q: Why is employment in the PUBLIC SECTOR so attractive (see the thousands of Kenyans who applied for PS/CAS).
Ans: Because stealing in public service is the easiest route to being a dollar millionaire & chances of being caught & jailed is less than 0.1%...High return...low risk!

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Siblings can grow up in the same home, but can have completely different experiences of their childhood and views of their parents.

HERE’S WHY 🧵:

[The General @Beggotten001]

@KenyaPower_Care bought my tokens for 37164929186 in the morning..yet to get the tokens

[Mzilikazi wa Afrika @IamMzilikazi]

MAKOMBA NDLELA: We have to teach our children about our rich history, amazing customs and beautiful traditions before they grow #NationBuilding 21

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Here are Kenya's high ROI skills you can learn:
+ Carpentry and joinery.

+ Plumbing

+ Tiling and ceiling (gypsum).

+ Coding & web design

+ Farming ( animals & crops)

+ Blogging

+ Selling

+ Cooking

Pick any, learn, master. Pick next.

#MasculinitySaturday

[The General @Beggotten001]

@KenyaPower_Care bought Token of metre number 37164929186. Yet to get them

[Benji Ndolo @BenjiNdolo]

And when they call us shithole we cry and run all over the place in big African shirts crying Shaka Zulu Africa is so great and other bedtime stories. Amandla! 😁 ⁦@DavidNdii⁩

[The General @Beggotten001]

@StephenEmK What was the event all about?

[The General @Beggotten001]

@EricNjiiru 1-3

[Raila Odinga Junior @Railajunior]

Is it possible for GOK to budget within KRA targets that is between (1.9T -2.2T) instead of a 3T budget that ends up getting financed externally. I mean, cut on expenditure ,reduce borrowings and mitigate our external debt?
#BudgetKe2019

[Sandro Tangut 🇨🇩🌍 @SandroTangut]

Bought Sunday Nation and Sunday Standard .Keeping with the old tradition that i grew up seeing Sunday Nation is the paper to buy. There's something off about the Standard though, either the layout,fonts or their stories. Cc @dailynation @StandardKenya

[The General @Beggotten001]

@Erik_Njiru @MesutOzil1088 @Visa God bless you abundantly..

[The General @Beggotten001]

@EtalePhilip Same script and the same cast

[Lijian Zhao 赵立坚 @zlj517]

Why is Huawei making America tremble and go insane? Huawei's new phone camera's optical zoom is just insane.

[Stephen MK™ @StephenEmK]

@Brianmbunde Brian kuna T&C if you choose to ignore them basi insurance zote "watakuruka".

[The General @Beggotten001]

So true

[Stephen MK™ @StephenEmK]

@Brianmbunde Brian kuna T&C if you choose to ignore them basi insurance zote "watakuruka".