begikas

[Святослав Крымов @ooja951]

Welcome to the totally-automated, fully computerized world of the

[Karen @igettingrich]

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

[Vegas Nights @vegasnights]

Senseless massacre and carnage? Where do I sign up?

[RideGen @RideGen]

I've met zucchini with more potential.

[Людмила Хаперсковa @ALyudmila1111]

Scaldophobia: Fear the toilet will flush while showering.

[Светлана Халявинa @KhalyavinaA]

farce.

[Арсений Хорошкин @KhoroshkinSenya]

I love animals! But they all seem to taste like chicken.

[Глеб Савелюк @b0ss_89]

inspection.

[Олег Телятьев @dam1r1806923]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Василий Колбаскин @vasiliy05314768]

First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.

[Кирилл Варвулев @kirya_varvulev]

My Body's here, but my Mind's on vacation.

[Алексей Тузов @648fiki23531598]

basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who

[Loss Leandro @leandroarg]

better off with a wooden head.

[Dohyung Kim @ridetwoship]

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

[Элеонора Касымовa @ukejyy0]

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.

[Arnold T. Poblete @rhygab]

The best way to attract money is to give the appearance of having it.

[Светлана Абросиновa @pak1tt77]

Don't look now, but your file is unzipped.

[Всеволод Карташевск @vkartas01694142]

Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn

[Никита Авдулов @NikAvdulov]

"Joween": Dowwy Fudd

[Вероника Жидовиновa @veron1ka2010]

Plastic explosives will be appropriate later in the week.