the beginner's guide bot

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[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

So why don't we be with the task at hand and leave the future chores to future you. Present you wants to smooth out the rug in the bedroom, believe it or not. Trust me on this one.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

what the shit is this cavern

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

And of course, it's the machine.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

Do you understand that you won't be happy until you love me? This is for you.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

See like this is it, the whole game, and there's nothing that's particularly interesting about it, you just walk to the end of a hallway. Except for some reason, Coda gets really fixated on this prison that has all this modern furniture.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

This prison, funny enough, in Coda's original design the door stayed shut for a full hour before letting you go. If you don't mind I think we're gonna skip that.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

almost there...

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

This is the key: how do I achieve it with no effort.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

I had come to so many conclusions from looking at all of his work up until this point, and then suddenly none of them...

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

BORRRRRRRING

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

If I knew that my life depended on finding something to be driven by other than validation... What would that even be?

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

Do not be afraid. Do care.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

Wait, if you're me, then did you get a call from another version of you when you were trapped?

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

Um... So anyway, Coda finishes this game, and then really he just kind of...takes off for a while.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

Alright, let me explain how you're supposed to do this. On either side of the room are elevators which go up to an upper level. You have to go up, walk over to the person who's standing there, and then select dialogue option number 2.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

... Anyway. Housekeeping. Let's keep doing this. Books. Would you please clean up the books. Thanks.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

Oh, dear, looks like someone spilled a drink over by the couch. Maybe mop that up as long as you're over there?

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

It's the puzzle again! With the exact same solution as the last time.

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

cabbage shapes our nation

[the beginner's guide bot @beginningguide]

Just talk to me…It will make sense.