Ryan Begley

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

Dating app logic: "Here's a bunch of single people near you who would rather stay single than go out with you!"

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

Don't trust people who don't double knot their shoes.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

Beware of girls whose instagram only consists of photos of themselves, especially if it's the same exact mirror pose every other day.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

Sarcasm, because I care about making myself laugh than making you laugh.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

I need quac and I need it now

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

I blame these reactions from younger millenials on the fact that they grew up without wood playgrounds. They can't handle a splinter.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

It's 7pm on a Saturday. I'm not sure whether I should take a nap or just go to bed.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

I woke up this morning and next thing thing I know, I'm waking up again. I really don't know what happened.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

Netflix is killing it lately

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

Why do ritz bits bags violently explode every time I open them?

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

It's not even October yet and I already need chapstick. This is going to be a long winter.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

I probably should be at WNE for alumni weekend right now

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

Watch out for girls obsessed with Halloween. They're the scariest.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

I've only consumed alcohol on 3 occasions since the end of July. The less I drink, the less I want to drink.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

I like to overexaggerate how broke I am to girls just to see how how they'll take it. There's more gold diggers out there than you know.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

I'm craving Peppas

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

I wonder if people that suffer from turrets syndrome randomly type things and text people?

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

I just bought a 2 gallon jug of cumbies water and it kind of tastes like milk

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

I've always wondered what boogers smell like.

[Ryan Begley @Begley___]

The best part about fall isn't the pumpkins, it's the apples.