Mike Primmer

Reality is often disappointing. You’re not afraid of failing… you’re afraid of succeeding and it still not being enough.

[Mom @mom_agency_]

Claude's first day at Dunder Mifflin

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

This is the most concise breakdown of how the Red Sox are being run as part of a private equity firm's portfolio and not a baseball team you'll ever see. Just check out Sam Kennedy's Wall Street word salad at the 14:25 mark

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

BREAKING — Luke of House Kornet has issued a raven to all of the great houses of Westeros renouncing “Baelish Brothels Night,” calling it “an insult to maidens across the the realm.”

Ser James of House Harden, in response, has demanded one-on-one combat with Kornet

[Mike Primmer @primmer74]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Drake Maye accused of stealing from Scholastic Book Fair in 2007

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

@HunterMahan This ain’t CFB-strength of schedule don’t matter

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

A @DrakeMaye2 signed photo AND two (2) tickets to #BUFvsNE⁉️

Repost to win #ProBowlVote: https://t.co/sGgNvR734j

[Raymond Holt @5261796d6e6420]

NYC H2O-Main SITREP: at 2040 EDT current PSI 456 Max Cap 204000 LPM.

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Put the word out there 🗣️

#DUUUVAL

[Steve Gleason - "Live Impossible" @SteveGleason]

Name the time and place.

#NoWhiteFlags

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

We Dey.

[Savage @Savageboston]

Drew Bledsoe on the difference between Tom Brady and Tony Romo.

🎥: @awfulannouncing

“That was the difference between him & Tommy... All of a sudden Romo was the guy that had all the answers."”

[Savage @Savageboston]

Bill Belichick with Ocho Cinco and Chris Long.

You can tell how much respect the players have for the greatest coach in history.

🎥: @NFLFilms

[Mike Primmer @primmer74]

@PaulThaAsian @eavoss I’m hoping it’s less sinister and more “morally grey”

Tony wanted the world. Doom will try to protect the multiverse. But it’ll be by giving himself power. God emperor doom.

[Is EA Sports College Football 27 Out @IsItOutEa]

Yes

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Kyrie Irving finally fulfills promise of bringing championship to Boston

[TheBillRussell @RealBillRussell]

LET GO CELTICS!!

[Janos @isjanosnba]

VICTORY SOUP IS SERVEAM HAPPINESS FAN