B Jimenez

Non-ironic Nicolas Cage fan, I follow the McConaughey zeitgeist "Alright, Alright, Alright" #GOBLUE 〽️〽️〽️〽️

[B Jimenez @class_stache]

@BergerWorld @mkolken Glad your copy/paste is working well.

[Kris Pursiainen @krispursiainen]

In between pressers at MSG, a scrum broke out around Fat Joe and Jadakiss.

Fat Joe with an all-timer on this Knicks run:

“I seen Hasidic Jews break dancing with Black kids. This is the greatest unification of the city since 9/11”

[B Jimenez @class_stache]

@PardonMyMeme Baguettes 🥖 are overrated!!!!! #LGK

[B Jimenez @class_stache]

@californiapost I’m surprised he didn’t cry

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

Relive the Michigan Basketball National Championship in puppet format

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Michael Hammond @michaelhammond_]

The first time I used the same ball for an entire round of golf, I bought a case for it and it now sits on my desk.

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.

More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸

[B Jimenez @class_stache]

@Jamesshort @spittinchiclets I should have checked the comments before I made mine lol

[B Jimenez @class_stache]

@spittinchiclets This lady is gonna be devastated

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Nicolas Cage is nepotism with the volume knob ripped off. Changed his Coppola name then spent decades making choices so fearless that the conversation stopped being about where he came from & started being about the fact that noone could do what he does.

[baloo @davekingNL29]

They say penis size is related to shoe size which makes the fear of getting raped by a clown much scarier.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

This week in the O.J. Simpson trial, after grisly photos of the murdered Nicole Brown Simpson were shown in court, O.J. turned his head away and wept.

It was at that moment that he realized... he would never be able to kill her again.

[✧ @kodstrangeer]

Why this look like it'd be in a 90's
Spanish textbook

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

Frasier: The Video Game. Could never get past the art gallery opening soirée level, though

[B Jimenez @class_stache]

@libsoftiktok

[Eli Steele @Hebro_Steele]

I used to work at the post office in the Brentwood Country Mart. One day, I was helping a woman with many packages. Out of the blue, I hear a voice yelling at me. I look out the slotted window at this impossibly thin woman in pink pants and jacket that fit so impeccably on her, to the point it was ridiculous. She showed no regard for the other customers in line. She snapped at me again and sighed as if I was the biggest idiot. I couldn’t read her lips and I saw that she was holding a package in her arms. I said something like, I’ll help you after these customers. She snapped again. The woman I was helping finally spoke up and told the lady that I was deaf. That only pissed her off more and she put on her sunglasses and stormed out. Well, that’s my Jane Fonda story and, yes, we should judge people by how they treat others.

[B Jimenez @class_stache]

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[Anthony Rubin @anthonyjrubin]

The fraud I witnessed while producing this story was so blatant that it is unbelievable no other journalist had already reported on it

In Lawrence, Massachusetts, where this fraud was discovered, blue shipping barrels can be seen for sale on every street. It is impossible to miss.

These barrels are used to ship food, purchased with EBT and collected from charities, back to the Dominican Republic.

In the same city, you can witness Dominican shipping companies picking up food from homes on a daily basis.

The only way it would make economic sense to ship food from Lawrence, Massachusetts, to the Dominican Republic, is if the food was obtained for free.

The whistleblowers we worked with also informed us that there is housing fraud taking place, where Dominicans, who are receiving housing aid, rent out the same houses that they are getting via government assistance, while they live in the Dominican Republic.

If the current administration is serious about stopping fraud, this matter must be immediately investigated.