Cam

I am a full time mom and a part time BCBA on a mission to create a community for parents that aren't perfect

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"In this family you can be anything you want to be. Except a morning person."
-my husband to our 10 month old daughter this morning

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What if we only wore the clothes we liked and got rid of everything else? #lifegoals

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@valerlesnaps Omggggg these pics 😍😍😍😍

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Literary fiction. For when you're feeling happy and want to ruin it.

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The margarita is a perfect food.

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455 days into wearing a mask and I still don't know which end goes up

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@Beelzeb64119785 I'm a Florida girl our allegiances are to Publix Greenwise brand 😂

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Not trying to be dramatic but storing peanut butter upside down has literally changed my life

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@KnoedlerMatt Exactly.

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@babymammoth_0 @micsolana You just turn it upside down for a day or two and it's perfect. Sorcery. I now want to know exactly how many minutes of my life have been wasted stirring peanut butter and cleaning up peanut oil.

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When you save time by doing a 30 minute @onepeloton class with @AllymissLove and then waste the next 30 minutes trying to find the leggings she had on irl🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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@micsolana "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a space mom"

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@celinehalioua Is this the line? Would like to get Rudy in line. Thank you!

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I want to do anything with the enthusiasm our toddler has for throwing every pillow in the house on the floor within seconds of being awake. #momlife #lifegoals

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Is there an evolution department on twitter bc I hear my toddler say "mommy I'm stuck" like 48 times a day and I'm just wondering when in the timeline human toddlers get whiskers

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That awkward moment when you're watching another mom not watch her small children while they are swimming and then your own kid is eating sand...#momlife #mindya

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Book jackets on children's books. Why? And can we not?

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@micsolana Hahhhh Florida life. Welcome.

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https://t.co/9fQqDBBJLn

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@micsolana I'm going to miss not getting the flu