Brian Hovland

He/Him. Attempting to be a decent human being. AKA Bernie Sanders and The Squad. Mainly puns with some dark humor. Gaming too. Questions? Ask.

[Brian Hovland @Behvlnd]

@joewrote @Voltrons_

[Brian Hovland @Behvlnd]

@joewrote @Voltrons_

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts. The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Gaming as an adult:
-Think about gaming all day
-Get home
-Too tired to game
-Try again tomorrow 🥲

[Brian Hovland @Behvlnd]

@leaving_crumbs @SenateGOP Replace them with democrats!

[kiley 🪐 @yeliksdlonyercm]

LEARNED THIS

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

JD Vance: “If you’re born in this country and your parents were not U.S. citizens then you should be deported.”

Grok: “There is no evidence that Usha Vance’s parents were U.S. citizens when she was born in San Diego in 1986.”

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Welker: "You insisted no new wars."

Trump: "First of all, I didn't guarantee no war."

Welker: "You said it over and over again."

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview

Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying.

Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California. They’re cheating.

Welker: Do you have evidence?

Trump: All I have to do is look.

Welker: That’s not evidence. The local officials acknowledge they are slow

Trump: They’re crooked. Just like you’re crooked. You’re either crooked or stupid.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Constitution requires two-thirds vote from the Senate to bind us to another country.

They hid it in the bill because they knew it was unconstitutional.

It’s treasonous as far as I’m concerned.

Every single person who voted for this needs removed from office.

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Rep. Ro Khanna says it was Benjamin Netanyahu who ordered Congress to insert Section 224 into the 2027 NDAA, which would coordinate and expand U.S.-Israel military cooperation.

He says Nethanyahu needs to be kicked to the curb.

"The American people are tired of the arrogance of Benjamin Netanyahu telling America what we should do."

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Jan 6: Trump buys Eli Lilly stock. Praises GLP-1s on TV.

Feb 10: Trump buys up to $5M in Dell. Encourages people to “buy Dell.”

March: Trump buys Micron stock. Calls Micron "one of the hottest companies.”

Those are just 3 of the 3,000+ trades Trump made.

[Epstein File Search @epsteinsearchin]

At least 40 minors gave sworn statements to the FBI that Jeffrey Epstein raped and trafficked them. The line prosecutor wrote an 82-page memo recommending charges.

Alex Acosta declined and signed a non-prosecution deal.

He was later confirmed as Labor Secretary.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republican Senator Bill Cassidy just personally blamed Donald Trump for the rise in healthcare costs in our country. Woah.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

On this day in 1927, Trump’s father Fred was arrested during a Ku Klux Klan rally in Queens, New York.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 THIS IS WILD.

Rep. Menendez says he waited 15 HOURS outside an ICE facility trying to check on a detainee leading protests over conditions inside.

He says he told officials:

I’m not leaving until I know he’s okay.

Then after waiting overnight…

he finally gets inside.

And the first thing they tell him?

The man he came to see was gone.

Moved at 2 AM.

Read that again.

A member of Congress shows up for an oversight visit…

waits all night…

and the detainee he specifically came to check on gets transferred before he can see him.

Menendez says that detainee was helping organize a hunger strike because people inside wanted their stories heard.

Whatever your politics are…

when oversight shows up, the answer should be transparency.

Not a disappearing act at 2 in the morning.

Follow @AllenAnalysis to stay ahead of the curve.

[Epstein File Search @epsteinsearchin]

Sky Roberts read his late sister's sworn testimony at the May 12 House hearing.

"Name a person Ghislaine Maxwell directed you to have sex with." "Prince Andrew." "Who else?" "Glenn Dubin."

Giuffre is dead. Her brother said the names for her.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: Right-wing streamer Cam Higby was caught on video walking up to a group of protesters and pepper spraying multiple people, outside the Newark ICE Facility.

Then, as people reacted to being sprayed, an armed man pulled him away, telling him, “It’s not worth it… it’s time to go.”

Last time I checked… walking up to a group of people and spraying them with a chemical irritant is commonly charged as assault or battery.

And then, after spraying the crowd, the video show Higby, and the armed man, running into the ICE facility while agents allowed them inside.

Imagine the outrage if a left-wing activist walked up to a group of conservatives, pepper sprayed them, and then disappeared behind federal gates.

The headlines would never stop.

The law is supposed to apply equally to everyone.

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s business partners, the Alexander brothers, have been convicted on 19 counts of sex trafficking.

It’s odd how often sex offenders appear in the Trump family’s inner circle.