Stay Chill

Stay chill

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Chill

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First 50 people to retweet will get a Shoutout from me.

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Bark

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The iPhone keyboard sounds like that jellyfish song from spongebob.

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"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."

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LOL http://t.co/pwY60yTm

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Ugly people, there is hope...

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What's pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Girls really ovary act when their on their period.😒

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NEVER LET ME GO �� http://t.co/a6vvYEBz

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I don't always feel my phone vibrate. But when I do, it didn't.

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What do you call a tiger with 2 heads...

A tiger with two heads.

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Just giving everyone a quick break from annoying bitches on your timeline. You're welcome!

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Bitch please I can ruin 90% of your "beauty" with a Kleenex

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I tried to be a Justin Bieber fan today... But I just couldn't cut it! #cutforbieber

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Naming your penis Mike Tyson because it breaks jaws.

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I thought I heard a Nicki Minaj song come on the radio.

Turns out I just farted really loud.

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I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.

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FUCK THE POLICE! ✌

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Being popular on Facebook...

Is like sitting at the cool table in a mental hospital.