foolish dominator

my trash of thoughts

[໊ @ilswyth]

today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat. and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love

[mars 🫧 @sirianangelz]

Okay ngl tho I would tear this one uppp

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[lesbian satan @harleydarlings]

can someone put trixie mattel on suicide watch

[demonically possessed cunt @yassifiedaloy]

unironically this has been lifelong inspirational to me

[⟲ @unotfbg]

left the gym and an older lady asked if i left any muscles for everyone else

[✄ @sogoesthelove]

impeccable combination of epigraphs

[🍊🇵🇸 @ouchdavidd]

i cant stop laughingshhdjsjshsdjdjsj

[blue @bluewmist]

the best witchcraft i've learned is to say everything you're doing before you do it. even walking into a room. say "i'm walking into the kitchen and getting a drink," etc. after a couple of weeks, your mind has gotten used to doing what you say will happen. now your mind believes your words more and will more naturally work to make them happen.

[🖤🤍 @rorschachisgay]

coworker was like "Julian Casablancas is a nepo baby" and i said "i knew it... he's the son of the movie Casablanca" which made everyone totally fucking lose it despite being the worst joke ever made

[kristen doute defense team @komb00bcha]

I’m laughing so hard my face is wet with tears

[Bertiño 🇮🇪 @bertormento]

from guatebad to guateworse

[stella @yoonogy]

person that just matched with me on hinge said they’re into unique looking people

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I was gonna film Mickey, but there was this crazy tree so I had to zoom out

[Mich @michhhellee__]

Maybe I’m just rude but a mf texting me good morning every single fucking day is so annoying lmfao

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just read someone say “historically, men never provided for women, they simply restricted women from providing for themselves” and i haven't stopped thinking about it since.

[Forever Dre 🎲 @Foreverdre404]

you think you in a toxic relationship whole time the other person genuinely just a lil slow

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.