Don Jenkins

purveyor of innocuous sarcasm... likes long walks in the park with rubenesque woman and hopes that wheat grass juice will offset my goose and cran cravings

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#aboutlastnight https://t.co/maP02bUNPi

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Thanks @comedianleronn for your fam adopting me for 45mins. My summer almost ended without a Henny… https://t.co/2PoJuGQAEI

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I guess this is for the people that read the directions on the back of liquid hand soap https://t.co/Vw2DE5d444

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Mugga Phoenix.

#rumpunchcomedy @ Xpression night club https://t.co/ARyKgxdTWZ

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Crushing on the chitlin circuit.

#rumpunchcomedy @ Xpression night club https://t.co/vZAV3gM8w3

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Free wine shots for the Catholics.

3601 Boston Rd. Corner of 222nd
Xpressions Lounge
Showtime… https://t.co/iOmxSKlooB

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Gonna still sell patties in case this don't work out. @ Mingles https://t.co/agxXNGlI8m

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This. It was his birthday.

#rumpunchcomedy @ Xpression night club https://t.co/8B5iESlvDU

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Ok why did Trump come out the gate and slap rand paul?? #CNNDebate

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Tonight come hear Gerald Kelley offer acerbic rebuttals to Trumps immigration policy.

TONITE… https://t.co/HiMpVySgJh

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Some people watch way too much #HGTV https://t.co/kk8PVbOKm8

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@djjazzyjoyce heard bout that jerk chicken sandwich. @ jackies bakery https://t.co/MwLTFnqhDo

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500 patties in a Toyota Prius. Whatchu kno bout that?

#jackiecaters @ jackies bakery https://t.co/qSC9dpLD9u

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".....my married girlfriend cheated on me, I told her husband cuz I'm a hater"

#rumpunchcomedy @… https://t.co/Fx2dlOwxHk

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My clothes are clean. My jokes got stains. Bring some bleach.

3601 Boston Rd. Corner of 222nd.… https://t.co/UYxZ0GsLg0

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Austin Powers in the cut. @ Thompson Hotel https://t.co/alI7G9dMoz

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Yohimbe bark, cashew, moringa root, almonds and spirulina. daughter needs a sibling.

#teamital https://t.co/Rf7dstUCdE

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Every party needs a elder (60+) and some brandy... #montserrat #pensionturntup https://t.co/WWACsM0bhU

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Serato con jokes.

#behindthescenes
#rumpunchcomedy @ X-Pressions https://t.co/XZ8xzyjwXg

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Punching with benefit of wray & nephew. Dave Lester.

#rumpunchcomedy @ X-Pressions https://t.co/Ykibar0j4b