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esoterica

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

Typical dumbass security state question, which will be used to fund space wars projects. These things show up in the woods and in yer backyard man. Your grift does nothing useful

[Christopher K. Mellon @ChrisKMellon]

One of the critical questions for the upcoming House UAP hearing is: ‘Do we have evidence of intelligently-controlled unknowns in orbit or in space?'

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

Hey #ufotwitter you guys know what the secret UFO angle is on the war in Ukraine?

Secret: there isn’t one.

UFOs are pointless. War is real.

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@ufouapam Da fuck is “Focus 12” tho?

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@GrantCameron Hand is said to make right angle turns at high speed

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@GrantCameron Grant’s getting into the photoshop game @ufosMakeMeThrob show him how it’s done

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@ufosMakeMeThrob I’m gonna cry too… so beautiful

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@ufosMakeMeThrob How can we hang out?

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@MrHustleMCR This is what I’ve been sayin

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@Sharp3Shea Dude in the center needs to get to a gym

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@SkullSpectral Totally lit conspiracy theory

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@UFOS8N 1) Home Alone
2) Home Alone 2
3) Home Alone 3

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@UFOS8N War criminal 🤺🤺🤺

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@allengreenfield @nuekerk @Weird_Dana now I have research to do…

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@allengreenfield @nuekerk @Weird_Dana From the Secret Cipher of the UFOnauts, Chapter 11
HOW TO DEFEAT THE UFONAUT BODY SNATCHERS:
LAW OF THE BATTLE OF CONQUEST
@nuekerk @Weird_Dana @allengreenfield

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@allengreenfield @nuekerk @Weird_Dana So what works best against a spooky, possible ufonaut body snatcher? A wand, or a 9mm?

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

Deep Thoughts, with Grant Cameron

[GrantCameron @GrantCameron]

If the grey have advanced tech how come they didn't solve the hair problem? I doubt men and women chose to lose hair but to conquer space travel. #ufotwitter #zetas #hair

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@GrantCameron Both are David Bowie

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@allengreenfield I was just confused by the things lower half of the picture. Upon further investigation, I’m gonna guess it’s some kind of black and decker vacuum or coffee machine, over a book in Hebrew, possibly Torah but IDK

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@liminalbird Yeah but for real fluids tho? You get those cakes vetted man?

[beijingbard @beijingbard]

@GrantCameron