Divyanshu Mishra

TheBloggerBuddy who LIFTS & UPLIFTS | Sales Professional | 💚Sepoy in RobinHoodArmy💚 | Reasonably Intelligent | Tolerably Funny | Occasionally Attractive

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

How it is started Vs How it is rn

Waist - 36’ to 31’
Weight - 90 to 71
Body Fat % - 29% to 13.15%
Time difference - 90 Days

#TheBloggerBuddyWhoLiftsAndUplifts

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

Fat to Fit का सफ़र चालु है, देखतें हैं अब कहाँ जाके रुकती है सवारी !

#TheBloggerBuddy #TransformationStory
Coaching : Self
Waistline : 36’ to 31’
Clothing size : XL to M
Body Fat % : 28.73 to 17.54
90 days LATER : 19kgs LIGHTER
(ये तौफ़ा हमने खुद को दिया है)

[Prayag @theprayagtiwari]

I was today years old when I found out this side of Shekhar Suman, hugs @shekharsuman7 ❤️

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

Just imagine the power of the hospitals lobby and the terror related to them for people who want to raise questions..

[Incognito @Incognito_qfs]

An e-rickshaw driver in Gorakhpur, Uttar Pradesh has alleged that a cop issued challan to him because he refused to give him a ride.

Phone, camera and cheap internet has played a big role in exposing these corrupt practices.

I hope the matter will be investigated @Uppolice

[Meme Supplier @ImMemesupplier]

Lekin ab aur nahi

[Rajneil Kamath 🚦 @rajneil]

Told a guy at the airport who broke the line, that there was indeed a line. First he pretended like there was no line. Then said I should complain to the airline. When I asked the lady at the counter why she didn’t tell him, she says “bola sir, kya karein, sunte nahi hain”. I told him to have some courtesy and some sense, so he proceeds to tell me I should go teach in a school, not him. Such folks travel abroad, and then give India a bad name!

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

@gharkekalesh Paise kaafi mile h lagta h

[Siddharth's Echelon @SiddharthKG7]

If any brand exists in world & known to us, be sure that Delhi has its first copy.

Watches, sunglasses, bags, clothes, shoes, even kitchenware! Once upon a time they even had first copy ₹10 coins.

And we all buy these unknowingly from nice online platforms. Be humble.✌️

[Woke Eminent @WokePandemic]

Peak Governance

A person builds illegal house under a flyover and also has an AC which must be also running of illegal power connection.

[Gems Of Railway @GemsOfRailway]

A passenger refused to vacate someone else's reserved seat.

His argument?

"I'm travelling with family."

The actual seat holder disagreed.

Should families be allowed to adjust seats for convenience?

Or should reserved seats be respected no matter what?

Because if everyone starts making their own rules, what is the point of reservation?

And why do some passengers start giving lectures on "adjustment" when it's not their seat being taken?

Rules should apply equally to everyone—young or old.

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

nahi chaiye ethanol gudkari ji

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Nagpur, Maharashtra: Union Minister Nitin Gadkari says, “Last night at 8 PM, I signed the file, finalising the regulations to legally authorise the use of 100% ethanol. I am delighted to share that I, along with Hardeep Singh Puri, had the opportunity to launch the 100% ethanol-compatible version of the WagonR—Maruti Suzuki’s best-selling car. Regarding motorcycles, Hero MotoCorp—which accounts for three out of every five motorcycles sold—has launched two flex-fuel models capable of running on 100% ethanol. Following this, companies like Toyota, Suzuki, MG, and Hyundai will launch 100% ethanol-compatible vehicles within the next month and a half. Thus, ethanol will serve as a viable alternative to petrol. People used to laugh when I spoke of this dream, and some friends even criticised it...Soon, we will launch a pilot project in Nagpur featuring a hydrogen pump and two hydrogen-powered buses. The public will be able to ride these hydrogen buses, which will be powered by green hydrogen extracted from water using an electrolyser. That day is now near.”

[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

🚨 Massive controversy erupt in Wadala (East) ahead of #MumbaiMonsoon.

While private contractors were paid crores for mechanical drain cleaning, residents of LBS Nagar & Korba Salt Pans caught them using child laborers to manually haul toxic garbage out of deep nullahs with zero protective equipment.

​This isn't just a scam; it’s a criminal violation of child rights. Strict action needed NOW! 🚨

​#MumbaiNews #BMC #ChildExploitation @mybmc @CPMumbaiPolice @NCPCR

[Pαѕнα @ibeingxpasha_]

We are still not ready for this 🥶🔥

[NextMinute News @nextminutenews7]

Pimpri,Maharashtra - A trivial dispute over spitting on a shoe rack inside a building lift in the Morwadi area of Pimpri escalated into a violent knife attack on a couple. According to police, an argument broke out in the lift over the issue, after which the accused a woman and a minor boy allegedly launched a brutal assault on the victim couple. The husband sustained multiple stab injuries in the life-threatening attack. CCTV footage of the incident has now surfaced, showing the dramatic confrontation. Pimpri-Chinchwad Police have registered a case against the woman and the juvenile. The woman accused has been arrested, while the minor is also under investigation. Meanwhile, the husband of the accused woman has filed a counter-complaint against the victim family. He alleged that the complainants have been mentally harassing his family for several days and claimed that they forcibly entered his house and assaulted his 17-year-old son. Sant Tukaram Nagar Police are now conducting a detailed investigation into the allegations and counter-allegations from both sides. Further updates on the case are awaited.

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

In summer days, yes thr game of bucket & a mug!
In monsoon & winter days, cold showers only!

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Only when I go home, I experience the joy of taking bath using a bucket & a mug instead of a shower. We do have a shower. But hear me out.

Shower is linear streaming. Predictable. You get numb to the flow, the temperature. You do your stuff & get out. Bucket & Mug teaches your body to do batch-processing of water.

Only when you use a mug to pour cold water over your head, that you feel the adrenaline of being waterboarded. That reflex of your body, when it feels it’s about to drown. That’s the fun.

There is also the fun of performing buoyancy experiments with the mug as you sit there, with the tap filling up the bucket. There is no guilt of wasting water, as you happily apply soap/shampoo as the water accumulates in the bucket.

Also the noise you create, which makes the entire neighborhood realise someone is taking bath and not a shower. Pls try it one of these days ;)

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

Belt treatment

[Nikhil saini @iNikhilsaini]

Kya fantasy hai ye kapde khol ke gaadi par ghoomne ki, wo bhi pahadon mein? Ek baar ke liye beach area mein bhi samajh aa jaye, but mountains?

Look at the other tourists around, local women are moving nearby too. What kind of shamelessness is this? This behaviour is nowhere to be defended.

A few such people end up tarnishing the image of an entire state.

📍Kasol

[Vedic Wisdom..ॐ @VedicWisdom1]

Don't they know that difference between ए and ऐ ?

They have written ailaphā instead of elaphā.

[Prof cheems ॐ @Prof_Cheems]

Interview gone wrong 😭