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thoughts from a thot/ Mostly Terrible / aspiring gargoyle/ #girldad

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My sexual orientation is the Gremlins when they're balls deep into a food bender going yum yum yum yum

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@sablescopia2 capitalism tobias version

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@thebandGHOST the one when prime mover is on the set list

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where ever I go when after death I hope the intro to 'Return to Innocence ' starts playing... er like my whole life flashes before my eyes but to the tune of the Pure Moods commercial

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not enough songs about poop.

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@thebandGHOST ur fans want answers for the absolute downgrade of budget and vision and skill from spillways to satanized

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you deserve someone who handles you with baby girl energy

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humanity really jumped the shark when we stopped making car bumpers rubber

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@blabbate it's giving cool teacher in a year book

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kinda want to open a fast food restaurant for no other reason but to put the most random item in a kids meal as a prize

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giving trick or treaters a piece of candy taped to a piece of trash so the towns children will do my collective bidding of taking my trash to the dump

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@thebandGHOST people spending hundreds of dollars on tickets and travel to not be able to take videos and pictures is outrageous. I get that it's distracting but some people need these little memories

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ok a lasagna....but its a BLT...

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honestly just stop it with smash burgers.

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if u get a dog in ur 20s u get to watch ur dog age at the same timeline as ur parents observe ur lifetime more or less

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I like that every ethnicity has their signature carb. Like 10/10 cultural simulation

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chicken piccata salads should definitely be a thing, way better that a Cesar salad anyway.. Noone is gonna read this so fyi ur mom just used for a means to an end.

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at the store the night before I have a Dr s appointment. " oh I should get some new sweatpants to change into so I don't wear the ones covered in dog hair." if anyone wants to know where I'm at in life.

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Creed? you mean the band that's always whining about being hugged.

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if my dog ate a mouse whole should I still feed him dinner or just tell him to fuck off?

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can't wait to tell kids in the future that back in my day we had air conditioning