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Lately it occurs to me - what a long strange trip it’s been✨

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Today I told my mom what Sniffies was. On her birthday. That poor woman 😭😭😭

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Name something better than leaning forward & backward with your car when you hit the gas pedal to the ground

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I feel the comfiest when I’m farting in front of my friends

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Topic at wine tastings: throat calluses from sucking dick & cock

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When I was a kid, I wrote a song about the poop stains in my teacher’s underwear

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Also today is the last day of ACL 🤌🏼

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I don’t think I’d fan girl hard for very many people. If I met Trisha Paytas or Katya, I think it would be hard to act normal✨🕺🏻

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Nothing hits like an original, Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich episode of RadioLab 🥲🥹

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As a woman, one of the funniest things you can do is fart in a public bathroom, outside of the stall

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They did surgery on a grape

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Long live Rammit from Fazolis

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These Fabletics ads might be the last straw. I might start paying for YouTube because 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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One time I did a bleu cheese focus group but we weren’t allowed to know the brands we were tasting. I still don’t know my favorite one 😔

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Christina Aguilera is the queen of low rise jeans. The ever-reigning queen. Nobody will ever do it like her.

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I’m convinced Bretman Rock is the healthiest human alive

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Am I superficial for losing interest when I find out he drives a Ford Escape?

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Yes I’m the one smoking weed in the parking lot before the 11a dance class 😭

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13 year old me would have her jaw on the floor if she could see where we are now

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Would love a deviled egg. Would love one even more if it were called a debbiled egg.

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Cry

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DNC's January 6 video. Holy smokes.