Divyanshu Mishra

TheBloggerBuddy who LIFTS & UPLIFTS | Sales Professional | 💚Sepoy in RobinHoodArmy💚 | Reasonably Intelligent | Tolerably Funny | Occasionally Attractive

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

How it is started Vs How it is rn

Waist - 36’ to 31’
Weight - 90 to 71
Body Fat % - 29% to 13.15%
Time difference - 90 Days

#TheBloggerBuddyWhoLiftsAndUplifts

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

Fat to Fit का सफ़र चालु है, देखतें हैं अब कहाँ जाके रुकती है सवारी !

#TheBloggerBuddy #TransformationStory
Coaching : Self
Waistline : 36’ to 31’
Clothing size : XL to M
Body Fat % : 28.73 to 17.54
90 days LATER : 19kgs LIGHTER
(ये तौफ़ा हमने खुद को दिया है)

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 #𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝟐 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬. : If INDIA truly wants to cut fuel import bills by Rs 3 lakh crores, all we have to do is build decent roads, proper infrastructure & remove encroachments. But contractors pay netas their cut money & encroachers who cause traffic jams are vote banks of netas. We are told ethanol is “good for the environment” but to produce 1 litre of ethanol it takes 2500-3500 litres of water at sugar mills or above 10,000 litres per litre at rice mills! This when the country is facing water shortage. How is this good for anyone except the netas? Most ethanol distilleries are owned by netas, for example Nitin Gadkari ji’s son! And please tell me how is Gadkari ji announcing ethanol policy when he is neither the Petroleum Minister, nor Agriculture Minister, nor Industry Minister? We the people pay full price for our vehicles + road tax + insurance + tolls + GST on spares… and in return we get pathetic roads, terrible infrastructure & now forced ethanol-blended fuel that kills mileage & damages engines. Meanwhile netas with direct conflict of interest are minting crores & crores and the poor hardworking honest INDIAN suffers as most Indian vehicles aren’t even E20 compatible yet Nitin Gadkari ji is forcing these ethanol norms on us as if we are lab rats!
#EthanolScam. #EthanolScam #GadkariEthanol #MiddleClassLoot

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

& nobody gonna call out 'em you know why!

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

These samples make us believe that most of the urban elite standup comedians had the most unhinged and perverted upbringing..

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

@IMManu_18 Bas kar VG bhai, bachhe ki jaan logey kya?
Sahi tarike se bachhe ko sikhana b jaruri h, aise guilt dogey to kaise sachin, dhoni, kohli banega next?

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

Arey yaar!

[Deadly Kalesh @Deadlykalesh]

High-speed crash caught on CCTV, Who is at fault here?

📍Mathura, Uttar Pradesh: A speeding motorcycle met with a serious accident on the Akbarpur–Shergarh Road in the Chhata area, leaving the rider seriously injured. The entire incident was captured on CCTV.

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

Imagine a life, you book a cab, the cab comes exactly on location without calling you three times. The cab arrives super clean. No smell. No random unwashed sofa cover on the seats. The AC is on full blast. You don’t need to ask bhaiya ac on kar do. The driver is not eating ghutka. No religious music is playing. No next cab booking siren is blaring on his phone. The driver doesn’t honk or abuse the car ahead of him. You sit in peace. The destination arrives. You say thank you. Driver says thank you. Just imagine.

[Pradeep Maikhuri @PradeepMaikhur3]

क्या कभी प्रेशर कुकर फटते हुए देखा है।

📍शाजापुर मध्यप्रदेश

[Pune Mirror @ThePuneMirror]

A shocking incident of food adulteration has come to light in Kharegaon, Thane. A consumer who ordered a pack of 'Henfruit' Protein Max eggs via Instamart on June 12th was horrified when she cracked them open. The eggs, well within their expiry date, contained a foul-smelling liquid and a strange, rubbery/plastic-like yolk. The customer has filed an official complaint with the Food Department as the brand's toll-free number is unreachable. This raises serious questions about the food safety and quality control of packaged eggs sold online. Authorities must investigate immediately!

#FoodAdulteration #HenfruitEggs #Instamart #FoodSafety #ThaneFoodScam

[VishwaGuru_Ghantal @Vishwaguru2026]

Khatam Tata Good bye Gaya ,,

Car Insurance ka Lavdena Bhujyam 😵‍💫😵‍💫😑

Car war bechkar Cycle aur Ghoda Gadi Kharidega Mai Ab

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

que fofo 🥹🤏

[engineer's world @bitejoi]

You're living in 2050.

[Manoj Arora @manoj_216]

What's happening in this country, @nitin_gadkari ji?
You are introducing some fancy mix of fuel every day without any ecosystem support?
Why is there no buy in from insurance companies or manufacturers?
Use of E20 can lead to claims rejection. I don't want to use E20. Do I have a choice at the fuel station?
Why are we being taken for a ride?

[Divyanshu Mishra @beingDJ]

E-vehicle is a trap

[TNews Telugu @TNewsTelugu]

షోరూం ముందే ఆగిపోయిన రూ.25 లక్షల కారు.. కస్టమర్ ఆందోళన

రాయదుర్గంలోని విన్‌ఫాస్ట్ కార్ల షోరూం వద్ద ఘటన

కొనుగోలు చేసిన వెంటనే షోరూం బయట ఆగిపోయిన రూ.25 లక్షల విలువైన కారు

సమస్యను షోరూం సిబ్బందికి తెలియజేసిన కస్టమర్

"కారు ఆగిపోవడంతో మాకు సంబంధం లేదు" అంటూ నిర్లక్ష్యంగా వ్యవహరించారని ఆరోపణ

కస్టమర్‌ను షోరూం నుంచి బయటకు పంపించారని వాపోతున్న బాధితుడు

#Raidurgam #VinFast #CarShowroom #ConsumerIssue #Hyderabad #BreakingNews

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Uncle was fast asleep in his jewelry shop 😴

Thieves stole 5kg gold + 12kg silver!

Now he’ll never sleep again 💰😭

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

There is a new scam by @IndiGo6E these days.

When you web check-in, they don’t show any free seat options to select.

If you skip seat selection and choose auto-assigned seating, they say you'll receive your boarding pass by email around 4 hours before departure. In my case, it never arrived.

When I called customer care to ask why the boarding pass wasn't sent, they told me that auto-assigned seating can only be done 12 hours before departure. If it isn't assigned by then, the airport has to allocate the seat. They also said they have no way to contact the airport.

So you are forced to reach the airport at least 1 hour early for physical check-in. If you arrive close to the check-in cutoff, they may refuse to issue a boarding pass and say you missed the check-in deadline.

Technically, there are no FREE seats for web check-in.

Everybody is out here scamming common people because apparently there’s nowhere for us to go and complain. Well done!

[Prayag @theprayagtiwari]

I was today years old when I found out this side of Shekhar Suman, hugs @shekharsuman7 ❤️

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

Just imagine the power of the hospitals lobby and the terror related to them for people who want to raise questions..