🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️

Member of Groundlings Main Co, authentic friend. Next Golden Child. IG: @beingeliot

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

WAZE will be like:
“Turn left on Sawtelle. Congrats you are now in standstill traffic you big dumb idiot!!!”

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

This hangout could have been a text.

[Kiel Kennedy @Kiel_Kennedy]

Ditto, although I did pay my outstanding book fee out of fear. Go Bruins!

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

Overheard in LA:
“It’s a MANK kind of night.”

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

If I had a twin I know id be the fat one.

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This is happening next Friday!

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

Have not reached quarantine level where I’ll start watching Peaky Blinders.

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

@ryandsandoval Our buddies to comedy videos dad.

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

@pricepeterson “Do not take with pop rocks”

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Corn on the Cobb’s & ColeShaw

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Vulture write up! Cool!!

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

@mikeystall 10th grade Spanish! He was amazing!!!

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

Ever wake up in a cold sweat wondering, “should I be watching Bosch?”

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

@ryandsandoval All of our budget went to marketing.

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

Watch, share, live.

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

@Alissa_Dean Relatable!

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

@ryandsandoval Or get ON duty if you love fighting crime so much!

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Those on the east coast who give GOT spoilers are now called “ja-thronies.” Don’t be a ja-thronie.

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

Game of Thrones or “home for Thanksgiving at the local bar seeing all your high school friends”???

[🔥Eliot Schwartz⚡️ @beingeliot]

Desperately trying to use my skillz to pay my billz.