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[Kăskă (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @KaskaJessica]

Airports have the US flag cos too many Americans didn't know they were the foreigners when at passport control.
It's not importance, it's catering to your stupidity.

[Haydos🛡️ @GovindIstOdraza]

No Words

[Paarug Sethi @paarugsethi]

all timer

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Gen Z really cooked with the baggy pants though, shit was never meant to be so tight everything is free and peaceful now

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Is it me or I’m trip’n but… washing machine minutes don’t be the same as real minutes?

[‎Wojak Codes @wojakcodes]

reminds me of this video of Arpit Bala
this is what happens when you build your identity around consuming something and that thing becomes accessible to masses

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[kalim @akhmxt]

Relaxo chappal ke ad main salman bhai isse zyada effort dalte h

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Twitter not being contact-synced is one of the best features.

[Rishabh @jokebazz]

Ab kitna fayda ho raha per day voh bhi tweet karo puri sahab

[🎭 @Main_Khamakha]

Someone said it looks like a frooti ad and now I can't unsee it

[ARS @daddyji01]

This looks like an ad for Frooti🤣

[RudeOnion💀 @RudeOnion]

😂

[retweak @beinggRD]

@worshipVK Link if the video or didn't happen?

[Wyatt Reed @wyattreed13]

Fixed this for you @CNN

[Lisa Sthalekar @sthalekar93]

@mufaddal_vohra Really?? First in 60 years 😜