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follow me run, you tear your ACL.

[waj @beingwaj]

books i’ve finished in 2025:

[waj @beingwaj]

books i’ve finished in 2024:

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One of my biggest fears is dating someone who will post me on social media, and then cheat on me. Making me a famous fool.

[Saheedniyi @saheedniyi_02]

I really don't like the scheme but it will be very foolish to not take part in it, unless you get sure Japa plans or your papa guide gan

[ᴠɪʙᴇꜱ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴇʟ (ꜱᴠᴇʀɪɢᴇ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ 🇸🇪) @goodvibescartel]

If he had ties to terrorist organizations why did they let him leave? #CrakkkaLogic

[Kainenè @afolxbi]

cost of living is actually hire when ya underdeveloped lmao.

It means almost everything you can use to enjoy life is not local content, has to be either outsourced or shipped in or foreign content.

[Kira 🍂🦊 @kirafoxca]

fym this is definitely top ten things TO say

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i don’t think you were supposed to cut my arms and legs off

AI doctor: you’re absolutely right to push back. you are bleeding out

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Ose sugar 🩵 @annose_]

You never know who has a butt plug in at your 9-5

[🫵🏽🇭🇷🇧🇷🇵🇹 @idoxvi]

I’m crying even the pope is frying Mbappe

[𝔐𝔄𝔯𝔰𝔥𓃵 †𝔪 🌳 @Generallusia1]

If person use this emoji laugh me, i fit deactivate the account 😭😭😭😭

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

My penis is now penwas due to lack of usage

[K @knicksrevenge]

They already in her comments calling her gwynocide

[5 @pusy123lol]

Children who used to spin until they were dizzy are now Alcoholics

[bigyak?🇵🇹🇫🇷 @fmlmads]

this crash out, i will never forget it 😭

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We once made a dictionary with a built-in stand.

[Monstroleo @poquittop]

my dad says it’s more gay to top bc ur pee pee has to be hard