Keith Hanson

Corrupting your children a little more every day.

[Keith Hanson @beithmaster]

@ProfGinger Time to find a new job

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Bro 🤣💀

[CjMtheIrish🍀 @CjMfdt]

The Tuesday Truths.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Jon Stewart: "What are you in late night, No. 1?"

Stephen Colbert "I think we are, yeah. I don't know anymore. Doesn't really matter."

Stewart: "I just think it's so smart what CBS is doing. It's such a good move. To take this show off the air, and then to also ruin your Evening News, and then reduce 60 Minutes to like six good ones. I think it's so smart."

Stewart: "Here's what I believe they're doing: I think they're tanking for a draft pick."

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Spear. He is being forced to leave his grandma's house against his will. You know who would never do this to him? Grandma. 13/10

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You know what the CRAZIEST thing about the Hantavirus is?

The Epstein Files are still largely unreleased, heavily redacted and no one has been arrested over them.

[Ryan Frederick @ryanjfrederick]

WWE’s new Money In The Bank ladder match is going to be lit. Winner keeps their salary, everyone else in the match gets a 50% pay reduction.

[Keith Hanson @beithmaster]

@mistressdivy You don't need that kind of negativity. #4Life

[Keith Hanson @beithmaster]

@ProfGinger Yes!!!!!!!!!! And they still don't believe in themself!

[Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney]

Stop learning wrestling history from WWE documentaries.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“The Death Star is under attack. Where is Vader?”
“He’s in the ballroom, sir.”

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

A Farce in Four Acts:

1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

It hardly gets any dumber than this.

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

Two films. One big screen. Back in theaters, May 13th, for one week only.

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Erika Kirk sending this shit to her production team as we speak 😭 #WrestleMania

[GrrrGraphics 🇺🇸- Ben & Tina Garrison Cartoons @GrrrGraphics]

Strait of Hormuz is Open!
Strait of Hormuz is Closed!
Open! Closed!

[Rebecca (I'm Pro-Cash Reparations for ADOS&FBA!) @BurbsBecky]

Sad, but true.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

The deleted footage from @WWE HQ.

They didn’t want you to see how powerful Danhausen truly is, but he hacked the footage for your viewing pleasures.