Jon Stewart: "What are you in late night, No. 1?"
Stephen Colbert "I think we are, yeah. I don't know anymore. Doesn't really matter."
Stewart: "I just think it's so smart what CBS is doing. It's such a good move. To take this show off the air, and then to also ruin your Evening News, and then reduce 60 Minutes to like six good ones. I think it's so smart."
Stewart: "Here's what I believe they're doing: I think they're tanking for a draft pick."
You know what the CRAZIEST thing about the Hantavirus is?
The Epstein Files are still largely unreleased, heavily redacted and no one has been arrested over them.
A Farce in Four Acts:
1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”
It hardly gets any dumber than this.