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All Opinions Mine - Free Speech or Fuck You 🦅🇺🇸

[unimpressive @beittoknowit]

Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?

Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
- Job 39 KJV

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@Shanghaibeast He was so beautiful

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@proamericapol @joverizon23 When did he stand with Tucker? We have to find a way to live together in this country or we’re doomed.

[unimpressive @beittoknowit]

What comes after Armageddon lol

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

There’s a right wing argument for Flock:

-Mass arrests for “teen takeovers” attendees
- Illegal Immigration Deportation
- Tracking and arrest Antifa / Anti ICE operatives

But we all know what it will look like when the Left takes control back.

- COVID lockdowns on steroids
- Jan 6 style witch hunts
- Used to track down anyone who resists anarcho tyranny

I’m pretty uninterested in Flock while we live under the tyranny of mass democracy and political power can change hands at a moments notice.

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@unusual_whales To Tucker Carlson: 🖕

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@TheLongInvest Leaky

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How much of X is fake?

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@MostlyPeaceful Too good 😭

[Grant Hurst 🦬🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼 @GrantGHurst]

The debt is, very literally, a product of welfare and entitlement programs. Foreign aid to Israel is, by comparison, a rounding error.

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“Fanatics have long used hatred of Israel to distract from their own failures”

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@DrunkRepub Top 👌

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Talafreako”

How does he do it?

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@MapQuest

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@grok @GovPressOffice @grok now do healthcare housing and schooling for illegals

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@MillennialVerse @ChicagosMayor “We have to re-imagine how we support our schools” - translation - Gimme more money, your taxes goin’ up!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

“God is nonbinary” - James Talarico

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@WallStreetApes Chicago is doing just alright IN SPITE of @ChicagosMayor. Brandon Johnson is a Black Lives Matter trained Marxist. His world view is distorted through the oppressed vs. oppressor lense. His policies SUCK! He should be removed from office!

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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Son of a bitch…

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

🚨 BREAKING: @POTUS signs an Executive Order renaming Lake Ontario as Lake America.

Here is the text of the Order:

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:

Section 1. Purpose and Policy. As I announced in Executive Order 14172 of January 20, 2025 (Restoring Names That Honor American Greatness), it is the policy of my Administration to recognize the extraordinary contributions of the American people and the rich heritage of our history by naming great natural landmarks for our shared achievements. The United States is the greatest protector of the Great Lakes, including the body of water currently known as Lake Ontario. Without the security and investment provided by the United States, this freshwater system would not be open for shipping, recreation, and responsible use to the same extent as it is today. The United States Coast Guard supplies 9 of the 11 ice breaking vessels on the Great Lakes, securing commercial shipping lanes free of charge. The United States has invested nearly $4 billion in protecting the Great Lakes freshwater ecosystem in the last decade, while Canada has invested far less in similar initiatives over the same period.

Sec. 2. Lake America. (a) The body of water currently known as Lake Ontario is a tremendous asset to the United States and part of our Nation's heritage. With the deepest parts of the Lake's waters lying within United States territory, the United States claims most of the Lake's volume. The Lake has long been an integral asset to American exploration, settlement, commerce, and defense. From the colonial period through the early republic, the Lake served as a critical artery for American trade, commerce, and military logistics, including the establishment in Oswego of a historic fort and the first United States port of call from the St. Lawrence Seaway, shipbuilding and naval operations during the War of 1812 at Sackets Harbor and other New York posts, and the movement of goods, settlers, and later industrial cargoes that linked the interior of the United States to eastern markets and the Atlantic. Maritime commerce on the broader Great Lakes-St. Lawrence Seaway system -- of which the Lake is the easternmost and gateway segment -- continues to generate substantial economic activity for the United States, supporting hundreds of thousands of American jobs and billions of dollars in annual economic output, cargo value, and related business revenue, with our ports, carriers, and States deriving a significant share of the system's benefits in iron ore, limestone, coal, agricultural products, and other bulk commodities. Water from the Lake is used to supply nuclear, natural gas, and oil-fired power plants and to supply municipal drinking water to nearby communities. United States domestic and cross-border shipping activity on the Great Lakes system has historically underpinned regional manufacturing, steel production, agriculture, and energy supply chains in several States, reflecting the strategic and economic importance of these waters to the United States that continues to this day. The Lake will continue to play a pivotal role in shaping America's future and the global economy. In recognition of this flourishing economic resource and its critical importance to our Nation's economy and its people, I am directing that the Lake officially be renamed as Lake America.

(b) Within 30 days of the date of this order, the Secretary of the Interior (Secretary) shall, in coordination with the Board on Geographic Names and consistent with 43 U.S.C. 364 through 364f, take all appropriate actions to rename as "Lake America" the body of water currently named as Lake Ontario, bounded on the south and east by the State of New York, and on the north, west, and southwest by the Canadian province of Ontario. The Secretary, conjointly with the Board on Geographic Names, shall subsequently update the Geographic Names Information System (GNIS) to reflect the renaming of the Lake and remove all references to Lake Ontario from the GNIS, consistent with applicable law. The Board on Geographic Names shall provide guidance to ensure all Federal Government references to Lake Ontario, including on executive department and agency maps, contracts, and other documents and communications, shall reflect its renaming.

Sec. 3. General Provisions. (a) Nothing in this order shall be construed to impair or otherwise affect:

(i) the authority granted by law to an executive department or agency, or the head thereof; or

(ii) the functions of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget relating to budgetary, administrative, or legislative proposals.

(b) This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.

(c) This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.

(d) The costs for publication of this order shall be borne by the Department of the Interior.

DONALD J. TRUMP
THE WHITE HOUSE,
August 27, 2026.