Courtney in Chaos

I never know what to put in a Bio.

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

I am equal parts high anxiety and IDGAF.

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

#throwback to the time we went to the Grave Digger compound in North Carolina a couple years ago and surprise surprise we still love monster trucks! @dennisandersonofficial @tyler.menninga #monsterjam #monsterjamindianapolis
https://t.co/RHoqEBpafR

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

Also, this #throwback to 2016 with @monsterjam and Tom Meents Max D! #monsterjamindianapolis #monsterjam #maxdmonstertruck !
https://t.co/t9TB4Xd164

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

@511hamptonroads I feel like some traffic control could be beneficial here.... this is ridiculous.

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

@AndyHrovat We've been in youth wrestling for 4 yrs now and it seems like we are seeing more tourneys where we weigh @ 7, scheduled to wrestle at 9, actually start at 10, 20 bout wait, wrestle 1, wait 2 hours, match #2, sit for 4 hrs, wrestle back-to-back & leave at 7pm for a 3hr drive home

[Sam Hansen @Sam_Hansen_1999]

When Trackwrestling collapses in the middle of a tournament #Trackwrestling

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

@JayT23 can you give Logan a quick shout out for his 8th bday? He's a huge fan and you're a big inspiration for him!Just finished his 3rd szn in @NFLFLAG.He says he's learned a lot from you and can't wait to follow in your footsteps (literally-working on moves and footwork 24/7).

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

I wish I could figure out a way to keep a record of all the things I have questions and thoughts about while I'm in the shower so that I can Google it all later. I can never remember all that random shit when I get out.

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

@JayT23 Logan (age 7) is your biggest fan! Happy birthday!

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

This kid is so obsessed with @JayT23 he was practicing his moves on cones in the parking lot at @DisneyAnimalK after doing it all day in the park. The rest of us were exhausted. #juke #alldayeveryday #moves @Colts

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

I need one of those limousine windows for my Suburban. You know, the kind behind the front seats that you can raise and lower with the push of a button? Mostly raised, so that I don't have to listen to my kids anymore. #parenting #momlife #roadtripthoughts

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

I can't wear a hat anymore because then people can't tell if I'm using the top half of my face to awkwardly smile at them.

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

I just love people watching. The end.

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

@K9Garm Katie was doing that too! She loves it! Notice the snow on her nose?! #dogsoftwitter

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

Anyone who says you shouldn't yell at your kids in the mornings CLEARLY hasn't seen how much my kids dawdle and mess around when we need to leave.

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

FISHY! WAKE UPPPPP!

#Halloween #Halloween2020 #halloweencostume #findingnemo
#braces #Darla #Disney

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/j0iTT06afL

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

Daddy splashes 💦 10.23.20 @eadoz7 @kylemarsh9 https://t.co/ttSoCupnWE

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

So, like... is Twitter outdated now? What about TikTok? What's the "in" thing for social media now?

I'm old and don't know.

[Courtney in Chaos @bejankety]

@dumbbeezie We call them "Derferella & the HAG" but really they're Katie and Tilly. Tilly is 13 (we think- she's a rescue) and partially blind and deaf and whines in the car but she wants to go anyway. So she goes. 🤷‍♀️