BEJeezus Inc

The fun, wholesome company that’s bringing you next generation ideas and revenue!

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If you go on a date but are fumbling around with shrimp tails you look like a toddler. Restaurants need to get on board with the tails off trend #tailsoff

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@iplaycornhole

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With all this snow many of you need an outlet for your kids and dogs. Why not “two birds one stone” this bitch? #poochpouch

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Purple should not be trusted. An eggplants is a good example

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@TreyRyder_ACL We are also very excited about it over here!

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Big new drop - “shrooming in the rain” by Beethoven IVV. Elite!

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Check out @FurboDogCamera this fine morning! Once the dogs realize who the true master is (robot overlords), you definitely won’t be easily replaced!

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If you’re going to slide into Walmart’s dm’s about a bullshit product this Friday, maybe **** around with some #Bejeezus inventions! #SmallBusiness #downwithbeanbags

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What if some cheese curds had surprises hidden for you? Could really turn it around for #bigcheese!!

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@PandaExpress is one of the few restaurants we know for sure doesn’t have panda meat in it, and if it does, it at least kills them humanely! Good job PE!! #PETA

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Glow collar hunger games? Please.

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@CortanaTalks

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@CES_GSRN what would the ideal “chief sexuality officer” look like in your mind? Looking to become more worldly. Thanks! #onelove

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As the kids say “big feels”. Can’t wait to sponsor!

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RT if you are, in fact, a “cornhole person”

bc same

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@ACO Congrats! @kalebhurt @ZacJumper @JoshGlover_ - look forward to collaborating soon!

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Interested in learning more? Shoot us a DM, or, you can find BJ moonlighting as a 7-Eleven employee in Marietta, OH on Tuesday’s Thursday’s and Sunday’s from 8pm to 3am.

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Meet The Execs - BJ.
BJ is #BeJeezus’ “CCC”. An executive partner who relics in squirrel hunting , bitcoin deflation, and of course, shooting fat ropes. Known within the company to be stern yet persuasive, BJ looks forward to increasing both moral & inclusiveness within BeJeezus

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@FlaskTie Check this out- innovation #flasktie

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http://t.co/O6v49BBHBI #GetYourDrinkOn #FlaskScarf #flask #scarf

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The competition is extended

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Fuck everyone who didn’t submit a logo- rep it like the money it’s telling you 🍆🥶