me when I found out I was 🤰 : going to wait until I go into labor like I did with chase
me now at 35 weeks: yeah i’m asking my dr to induce me this sucks 🤣
me trying to get chase to pick up his toys by singing the pick up song
chase looking at me like yeah right woman you’re going to pick them up
take your birth control kids
deep cleaned my bathroom…. all that’s left is the floor….. and i’m like yeah let’s wait til that shit vents out meaning the floor will be done a different day 🤣
my dad who I see at least once a week just told me oh hey it’s the daughter who I never see…….. I am the child he sees the most. Gaslighting much peter?