Why am I up at 6am on a Saturday? Welp, had a bad dream that I got attacked by a four point buck and the only thing I had to defend myself was an empty Starbucks cup....#whyamiweird#ihavenoanswers
I will be so happy when this whole Kavanaugh thing is over - I miss when we got in arguments with each other about important things like Coke vs. Pepsi, Lebron vs. Michael, and most imperative, Qdoba vs. Chipotle...
I NEVER sleep well the night before a flight. Things that keep me awake: will I miss my flight? I hope they have a Starbucks after security. Should I fake my birthday to sit in the cockpit? Gosh, I really hope I don’t have to sit next to a chatty, smelly person. I hate flying.