rebecca

gday • 25 • stanford ‘24 + ‘25 • 🇹🇹

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life and a calm nervous system.

[໊ @laceiie]

i can't wait to be a wife so i can ask my husband why he coming home so late then beat his ahh

[☆Stacey☆ @StaceyB_1980]

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
Technically, yes. But not really.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."

Oh yeah?

If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

The man who sent “free p*ssy” to the group chat was on a pre-med track. He was going to be a doctor when he sees half the human race as glorified fleshlights.

And if that single fact doesn’t highlight for you how violence against women becomes a systemic societal issue, I don’t know what to tell you.

[🌷 @bunnimeloz]

i hope the ONLY thing my future husband will do behind my back is look at my fat ass

[julia @juumelo_]

cause of death: he didn’t call me princess today

[casey becker @malaymango]

the haze is not getting better and the heat keeps rising but thats ok because we got to see what yall were supposed to look like in the 80s i guess

[julia @juumelo_]

haven’t been called princess at all today but I’m being very brave about it

[jynx @miiagarro]

congratulations to my man for having me as his girl

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

The beautiful people of Nepal consume fewer resources than almost anyone on Earth, are known for their extraordinary generosity, and do not deserve to die from a climate crisis driven by wealthy nations that refuse to end wars or rein in their relentless overconsumption.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it

[kendall roy’s second wife @princekendalll]

FELL TO MY KNEES HOLY SHIT

[Ayoade Joshua Michael @AyoadeTheJoshua]

How I wanna be treated after having an unbearable attitude all day

[dora @vhagarbunda]

Acho podre de chic receber joias do marido quando está grávida/depois de ter o bebê

[chelss @mrbbenchelss]

barbenheimer dunesday blah blah blah HUNGER JACKSON is coming

[🐈‍⬛Lusía ⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖🍓 @TsukkiAkai]

Es como ver la Mona Lisa siendo pintada 🐱🇪🇸

[Sierralloween @slothsaretight3]

Bluey for your uncle

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is a woman acting like an unhinged little creature while the man just finds her endlessly entertaining instead of emotionally draining.