rebekah roberts

i like sandwiches

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

Ashlyn harris been messing up since she wore shorts to her wedding

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

Hayes just pointed to a Honda civic and asked if it was a Lamborghini

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

I will never correct Hayes when he says “merote” instead of “remote” because it’s the cutest thing in the whole world so now I call it a merote as well

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

If you pull an April’s Fools joke on me tomorrow you’re getting punched in the jugular

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

I should prolly order Christmas cards soon.

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

I need an Amy’s burrito covered in franks and sour cream

[Marcus Spears @mspears96]

Nuss is Dealing man

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

There really isn’t anything better than scratching my kids back while he falls asleep and hearing absolutely nothing for the first time in 16 hours.

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

Some of yall were never humiliated in the 4th grade during the presidential fitness test when one PE teacher would yell out your weight to the other PE teacher with the clipboard, and it shows.

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

Ate a tums because I don’t have any snacks at work

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

@BigJonStud88 I’m still dying at this tweet

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

Every mom is eating their kids lunches on the way home from school right

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

I don’t have cleaners for them to clean every other Friday. I have cleaners for me to clean every other Thursday.

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

Hayes just informed me he won’t try gushers because if you eat them, your head turns into grapes. He been watching too many commercials 😂😂😂

[Jet Tila @jettila]

I’m shocked and deeply saddened by the passing of my friend and colleague @chefanneburrell . Her passion, humor, and fire lit up every kitchen she walked into. She was one of the greatest cooking teachers in history—fierce, brilliant, and full of heart. I’ll miss her dearly. 💔

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

Idc what anyone says I love hilaria baldwin 😂😂😂

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

It’s jersdayyyy

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

OMG TODD AND JULIE

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

Randall & Beth are goals

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

Nothing more humbling than your boss telling you that you smell like Doritos and then having to admit you had a bag for breakfast.

[rebekah roberts @bekrob825]

“Hayes you have a booger hanging out. Can I wipe it?”

“Is it hanging out at the beach? Because I wish I was”