Yesterday a charging cord got tangled with my tea bag.... I didn’t notice and picked up my thermos to go to a meeting... Man, what a mess.
How did this happen, you ask?
Only the Lord knows.
Probably just for giggles.
Anyway, here I am reporting for goofy duty.
Sometimes my niece asks for a picture of what I’m wearing so we can match.
Here’s the big reveal this morning.
Note: I am wearing jeans and a t-shirt😂
Love this precious girl.
New house + just getting married = I wake up often in the middle of the night confused about where I am.
But it’s not every night that Andy is also sitting up in bed.
So naturally, I screamed and scared him to pieces.
Suuuuuper not used to a large man being in my bed 😂
We’ve had a couple things stolen from our yard, but so far the strangest one to date is a half bag of potting soil 😂
I mean really. We don’t ask for much😂
@analeeismyname Keeping my phone on the other side of the room from my bed. No scrolling before sleep and I have to get out of bed to turn off my alarm 👌🏼
Usually in the morning while I wait for coffee to brew I start cleaning up the kitchen.
This morning I put the salad spinner in the fridge and tried to load borboun into the dishwasher.
Kitchen cleaning before coffee always presents some challenges.
Brain: Okay here is what I learned today
Dreams: Oh I know eXaCtLy what you mean.
So we have a pet shark that lives in the bathtub and we take it to the beach on a leash sometimes!
Brain:
Today a friend of mine stuck her head in my window while I was on a zoom call with 5 others, which REALLY scared me.
Turns out it’s way more embarrassing to get scared during a zoom call than in real life.
Because no one knows why you jumped & screamed & you can’t explain 😂