"See those trees, guys. We are breathing in their farts. Oxygen is pretty much Tree Farts" - My 14 year old
The most logical explanation I've ever heard
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Me watching scary movies:
Start movie
Notice dumb foreshadow
Get super scared
See the monster
Realize it looks stupid and fake
Upset that people walk into stupid situations
Watch unfolding very annoyed
Movie ends
Sing a Disney song to feel better
Go to sleep freaked out
Dreamt that @BarackObama knew me by first name. I was so excited, I woke up at 5am to get my day started. Full of positivity! Happy Wednesday everyone πΈβΊ
@politico But just as any "good" drugs work off a supply and demand schedule... so maybe people in the US can stop "demanding" these goods. It's still a trade issue, just more so in drugs.
ME: ugh, think i might have a cold
WIFE: oh, just gargle 1/2 tbsp of himalayan pink sea salt, take a tbsp of elderberry extract syrup, and diffuse 3 drops of lemon oil with 3 drops of cedarwood oil
ME: do you know any easier spells? iβm not a master wizard
We are at the final 5 days of magenta and you know #wewontstop!! I donβt have any golden rings, but I DO have TENβοΈ iPhone XS to give away!π±π± Have you RT my holiday video yet?ππΌππΌ Whats stopping you, go enter NOW! #12DaysofMagenta
A year of rejections... yes, maybe those opportunities were not meant for me... and yes the perfect fit will come along. But, this losing my mind and stress is pulling the balance of my serenity π