janeykay

Born at 317ppm. Dogs, gardens, generosity of spirit.

[janeykay @beldonjane]

Gopping is what it is…. https://t.co/E1iH9BYQre

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

I’ve decided that I’ll only feature videos of Farage in my content with voice modification, like the BBC did with Sinn Fein in the 90s, to avoid giving them the oxygen of publicity or an illusion of credibility.

[Dr F N. @boredtweeple]

When I finished my surgical training in the NHS (about 15 years ago), I went to the US for a fellowship.

The programme director liked my skills and offered a fast track to move to the US full time.

I was extremely torn, as with the private health insurance system I would make more than three times what I would in the UK.

I however found the way poor people were treated in the US and how they died from lack of basic medical care reprehensible and moved back to the UK.

With my experience now I will earn more than four or five times what I currently do in the NHS.

I however sleep easy every night knowing that all decisions I made during the day were based on what was best for the patient and not how rich the patient is.

The NHS has problems but it is a beautiful system where a homeless person is treated exactly the same as the prime minister.

Farage gets a lot of money from private companies in the US who have been eyeing the billions they can make in the UK for years. I will benefit from it money-wise but I still oppose it as I am not a monster like Farage.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Don’t forget that every single Reform MP was in the Tory party when all this happened

[janeykay @beldonjane]

So Matt Brittin - 18 years at Google - appointed to DG of the BBC on the day that Google was found guilty of intentionally building addictive social media platforms that harmed the mental health of a young woman…. To quote dear old Terry Wogan “Is it just me?”

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

Here it is, my annual reminder: don't spray spring dandelions with roundup.

One flower can be visited by 100+ bees, and your chemical bullshit will kill all of them.

If you hate dandelions so much, just pull them. Or leave them alone. It's not like they're going to shank you as you walk by.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Just saw this and was about to post something amusingly ironic along the lines of : I'm sure Trump will be magnanimous in his response to a former foe. Then I saw his response and even my jaw hit the floor.
Bush: "He helped prevent another terrorist attack on US soil."
Obama: "One of the finest directors in the history of the FBI"
Trump: "I'm glad he's dead."
The current President of The United States is not a normal human being. He's a vicious, crude, unhinged cunt of a man.

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

If cover your drinks was a picture.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Are Scotland and England fans going to be able to stop themselves from singing about Trump being a nonce at the World Cup?
No.

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

If you want Baroness Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and to repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please RT!

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

Nigel Farage has said that the handgun ban in the UK is ridiculous.
The ban was introduced after the tragedy of Dunblane.
His comments are a disgrace and an insult to all those who lost their lives at Dunblane.
The ban must never be reversed.

[John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar]

I'm writing a book about @Nigel_Farage for @headlinepg.

Funnily enough, some of his old associates are blanking me.

Is it because after I reported on the killing of a Polish man in Essex in 2016, he said that I had caused him "more misery than any other in 25 years in politics"?

So I'm asking the Great British public to lend me a hand because NF is seeking to be our lord and master.

Were you at school with NF? Worked with him in the City when he was a tin trader? Met him through politics?

Did you drive the pink Cadillac hired by Nathan Gill who last year got ten years for taking bribes from a Russian spy?

Do get in touch: https://t.co/ELPDh3PipX

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Call me Mr Bastard, but might I suggest a prison sentence would be more of a deterrent than a fine the consumers will inevitably end up paying?

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Nigel Farage has kindly asked we stop sharing this video of him talking about why we should privatise the NHS 💙

You know what to do!

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Thatcher using the proceeds of the North Sea oil to pay for a bunch of middle-class tax cuts, instead of investing in a sovereign wealth fund, was one of the biggest dick moves ever made, on behalf of the people of the UK.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Why you here?”
“I’m the shadow Home Secretary.”

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

Spare a thought for Lee Anderson.
Imagine the humiliation of defecting from Labour to the Tories and then Reform, in a desperate search for relevance.
Then being beaten to a job by the likes of Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman! Not to mention by someone not even an MP!

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Apparently @elonmusk hates this Banksy.

Would be awful if we kept sharing it...

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

How can he be Home Secretary when he's not even an MP? These people are cosplaying idiots.

[janeykay @beldonjane]

@brexit_sham @GoodwinMJ On a side note…. the colour they have chosen for their party…. is it a bit like when you got the yellow bib at school (or actually in my day, a sash made of horsehair!!). You knew you were going to come last..