Numpty

Ginger tall bloke. Views not of work or wife. Embarrassing to children.

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@dunbarmom How did you guess? #GingerShakenNotStirred

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@suzi_strawberry 😆😆😆😆😆

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@suzi_strawberry Lovely. Will look out for your cheekiness.

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@suzi_strawberry How very dare you. Pinot Grigio. And Hangover III. A perfect combo.

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@suzi_strawberry White wine tonight. Well made G&Ts on Friday nights. Will tune in to see you. What time?

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@suzi_strawberry Dark, girl. Always dark on a Saturday night. Going somewhere nice?

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@suzi_strawberry Hey gorgeous. I gave up on this one for professional and religious reasons. Always have wise words for you though.

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@bad_housewife Good luck with an emotional few days ahead. J will miss D-hope they can stay in touch via email. Take care with rattlesnakes.

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@jomathieson I am now listening to it on the radio. It's not quite as good as being there while I am sober whilst wearing marigolds.

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@jomathieson Have a great time. Meanwhile I am cleaning our oven. #RockNRoll

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@jomathieson You have no idea how far off her Christmas card list you are right now. #Jealous

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@peabodyqueen Won't be long before my daughters say the same....

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@peabodyqueen #twat

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"James' fear is he will shit himself in public". Gotta love C4 documentaries.

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I love TV coverage of the #ukstorm/weebitofwind Reporters all competing to see who can get the wettest by standing closest to the sea.

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@Dingthing Will get someone on it asap.
Cheers.

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@Dingthing Leith Victoria? Cheers.

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@Gogsy Nanny McPhee and the Big Gang Bang #addawordruinamovie

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@MrMeston Enough. You win. I have to make dinner. Fried Mouldy Green Tomatoes #AddaWordRuinaMovie

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@MrMeston Tinker Tailor Soldier Accountant Spy #AddaWordRuinaMovie