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Culer 💙❤️

[THE DEBUT HUB @thedebuthub]

🚨 Burna Boy has now surpassed 10.7 BILLION streams across all credits on Spotify.

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

@instablog9ja 😂😂😂

[Olamidé @Olamide]

Pikin wey carry expo and the one wey sabi book na pass two of them pass. But make pikin wey de carry expo no come de say him be best student and all of una know say he de carry expo and una de agree say na best student 😂 are you feeding his ego or being stupid too ?

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

Brooooooo😭😭😭

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Most disrespectful fat-shaming content

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Most disrespectful fat-shaming content

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

Where did we get it wrong? 😭😭😭

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

When someone tries to provoke me but there’s money in my account

[𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐡 @subhfcb]

Liverpool: We are inquiring about Arau…

Barcelona:

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

She’s talking about perfection and all she could think of is the body and how she looks.

Some of you are effortlessly stupid!

[Uriel🌸🌺 @ThatgirlUriel]

Later some of you will say that no one is perfect…let me hear that thing again 😹

The height ✅, the face card ✅ and the bum ✅

[Yehgha @yaygha]

When he routinely dances with death like this to put food on the table, he will still be a bad husband if he does not know his wife's medical history, or forgets her birthday.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

There’s nothing you want to tell GenZ about 2face Idibia, can never get it.

So I really understand it when they think it’s just nostalgia…

See, leave all the solo songs everyone is posting first

That Plantashun Boiz era alone bro… 2baba is NOT EVERYONE’s favs’ mate.

[仮免インプ @Kamen_GDA]

4年間連れ添ってくれた彼女が妻になってくれました。

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

One has to be stupid for the relationship to work, and it can’t be me!

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

My relationships fail because women want me to be stupid but I just can't do it

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

My relationships fail because women want me to be stupid but I just can't do it

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I’ll use this to explain something..

So this is the average 9ja home growing up…

Boys and girls having to grow up not hugging their parents/siblings.. We just didn’t get to visibly see showing of love/compassion at home even though we could k!ll for our brothers and sisters.. But to verbally say “I love you” to them and in some cases HUG THEM genuinely na problem.

I’ll cite example from a Yoruba Boy angle…

The typical Yoruba home.. You prostrate for your parents.. And you’re mandated to call your older ones ‘Boda/Aunty’.. And of course, your younger ones get to call you that too.

So that line for hugging don first blur by virtue of what we uphold.

I’m driving somewhere.. stay with me.

Now imagine both genders growing from that in the average Nigerian home.. Then later in life, one gender is just magically expected to be ‘romantic’ in a western way

Like yo! The average omo boy literally LEARNT how to give warm hugs and enjoy it as adults bro!!!

How do we magically go from that to designing the room with rose petals and buying flowers/scented candles and all ?

Where on earth in our reality did that depict love growing up ?

The trait/gesture is COMPLETELY alien to us

You don’t get it… I’ve never touched a ‘rose petal’ in my entire life bruh.. Where I wan see am ?
Scented flower ?… Ki lo’n je be ???

We’d be trying to learn these things as adults then they’ll still go ahead and call it “bare minimum” just coz they see it online from people creating content every other time and they read it on wattpad

You see how the average 9ja Man would rather take you to go and eat and/or send you money than design one nonsense room with petals ?

It’s a matter of familiar and unfamiliar gestures.

That whole thing feels like bullsh!t to him… And we lowkey know it doesn’t mean much to you Ladies too.. But westernization + seeking validation + social media pepper-them ti fe ba aye yin je.

Let me extend it a little..

You think the average bobo is freaked about planning proposals, bridal shower, white wedding, gender reveal and all those foreign dubs ?

lol mchew!!

I’ll end on this note..

Ask yourself how EVERYTHING our fathers wanted and expected from our mothers as wives are still the same thing modern Men want from their Women(wives).

But the things our mothers wanted from our Fathers, modern Women are expecting x100 from modern Men.

One-sided modernization isonu.

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

@yaygha

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

Mourinho: one of you is going to get me sacked
Mbappe: is it me sir?

Mbappe left group

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Teacher: The exam will be easy.

Question 1: Is Barca attacking or defending?

[🍃🖤 @Believe4u4]

Money is not enough

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

HOW DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES RELATE TO THEIR PRESIDENTS😂😂😂😂😂