Ysabella

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Maybe he broke up with her because he’s not into fat girls

[Ysabella @bella____taylor]

@trashlizard69 Who was it? Email me

[໊ @wynavira]

“i asked chatgpt—” okay well i asked the stray cat outside my house and he blinked at me slowly and said you’re a lost cause

[assley titsdale @asslytitsdale]

“whose pussy is this” i don’t want to talk about him right now actually

[Johnny @htownrocket78]

When everyone says you can’t murder or play cornhole without arms and legs

[George Carmi @georgecarmi]

insane nyc bar double feature going on right now

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

A woman I know was followed home at night.
She didn’t run.
She didn’t yell.

She laughed at his jokes.
Complimented his shoes.
Pretended she was flattered by the attention.

She gave him her number just to make it home alive.
Blocked it the second her door locked behind her.

Men call this “leading someone on.”
Women call it survival.

Men will never fully grasp the calculations women make in real time just to stay alive.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Hang them.

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

Republicans are literally the gayest and most retarded people ever

[𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐢🌟 @Cancerousnani]

Whenever I see a young girl (19-23) moving in with her boyfriend to escape a toxic environment, I sob for her cuz 9/10 that shit is gonna be way worse than wtf you were dealing with at home 😭

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

What if we start feeding ICE tips and tell them there are “illegals” at the houses of MAHA moms, right wing podcasters, and MAGA politicians. ICE gets money for anyone they pick up, right? If visible conservatives start getting detained, maybe they’ll change their opinion on ICE.

[✧ @cessonmute]

a firefighter was accused of beating his girlfriend so badly she lost an eye. his coworkers vouched for his character. the charges were dropped for lack of evidence. six months later, he received a medal for bravery. two weeks after the ceremony, she was found dead in a burned-out car. the fire was ruled suspicious. he remains a first responder. tell me again how the brotherhood protects the innocent

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

"counting or not counting drunk cigarettes?" i say moments before i die from lung cancer

[ً @cryst6ls]

entering 2026 with no kids, good friends, my money up and im not dating a loser… what more could i ask for

[Ysabella @bella____taylor]

@kemimarie Please send :)