Bella

MoA, writer, dog mother and god mother. sporadic tired thought tweeter 📝, well rested deleter 😌✨

[Bella @bellaleysampson]

@kilogramjam @ballparkmusic AHhhhhh!! SO excited to see all of BPM this time around at the fork. Very wild that it’s been 15 years since I first heard Sea Strangers on a small town NZ radio station - yet we’re all still *19?! 🥲😆💖

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@kilogramjam Did this tweet influence the venue choice for Saturday? 🤔 so excited to finally see strangers @ballparkmusic 🥳✨

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@pheremoneocean It’s a repete

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@earth_to_annaa If you can’t handle me at my wow,
You don’t deserve me at my kachow

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"Remember, remember, every day of November"
- My neighbours, probably

(what a flex in this economy 🧨)

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Going forward, ‘ummpire’ should be used as an alternate job title and/or description for video editors.

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I'd like to say a very warm '01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101100 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110' to all of my latest followers <3

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@AliLeonardMC We need to revive latin. This isn’t what Magna cum laude means 😬

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Haven't read any credible proof that lightning exists, despite seeing hundreds of instances in my relatively shorter lifetime. 99% sure Maureen Pugh made it up. #lietning #gaslightning

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@EliMatthewson And they say romance is dead? Fools 😌.
It’s the adults (still) coughing like this for me 🥰. So brave.

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@cansfordaysmate This feels like an incredibly nerdy postgrad parody piece. Especially the ‘expert’ and “““journo”””.
So incredibly mortifying given the {very horrific NZ incident} guy was indoctrinated through YouTube & right wing terrorism Facebook groups.
Wow. Solid find.

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@EliMatthewson The physical intimacy is unmatched.

The dating apps would be quaking if millennials and gen z could make eye contact for more than 2secs while in an ✨awkward✨ packed bus/train (and if their noise cancelling headphones all simultaneously broke). Imagine.

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@fastercamels Desley (deputy mayor) dragging him out, presumably in a don't make it worse attempt (how could he, he technically hasn't done anything) is the best part.

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Being raised in Auckland means at some point you'll have an all-consuming fear of a major volcanic event, we're the most densely packed volcanic region, after all.
Having that level of warning & a Mayor like 'you know who' makes you reconsider your earlier dismissal of that fear

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@ShelKel2 @Caitlyn_Jenner They (community) switched baristas a long time ago 🤷‍♀️

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@racingtheband Hahaha - unfortunately, Harry will not be in attendance. I'm surprised his ears still work after the 🌴

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@AliLeonardMC @AuckSkytower Woah - I didn’t know it was that young! It predates my first and second specific date memory by just under a month, I always remember it being there. How weird.

(Second birthday Barney cake and Princess Diana, priorities)

Happy Birthday Sky Tower! 🥳

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@adamsandlerfanx @TheMopingOwl @rubyamyam @ErinChack The Fourth of July, July 4th.

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@josephmoore1 Leave the Bro? Nah.