Xanthony Bourdain

I was on tv for 6 months and now I’m unemployed

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I may not have released a movie or groundbreaking show before Lena Dunham but I did have a baby before her so I guess everybody is a genius in different ways

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Whoopsie

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Being paid biweekly and two of my most anticipated movies of the year coming out on my non pay week then immediately moving to post 11PM showings of the year at week 2 of their release. Reality forever now.

[chris @ATR3lDES]

i am the consumer and i dont want to watch movies at home

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@ArizonaJTG @LeadingReport Girl, you’re fucking retired.

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What a good and normal thing to come from business insider

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Applying to a job in 2025 is the statistical equivalent of hurling your resume into a black hole, per Business Insider.

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@ashotmagazine @nytimes The contcept of watching a nearly 4 hr long movie on your phone

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STAND BY THEM? I’m sick.

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I think the biggest curse on humanity is getting to have and make choices. Like what if they’re wrong? Live with it? Move on? That’s insane.

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@TheImmortal007 @ColeDodson1701 *hero

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@neopetfuneral This is so real

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@neopetfuneral He should’ve said “awoooooga boioioioing”

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I love thrift stores at Halloween because they pull all the cute clothes for me and put them into the “pirate” and “disco” sections

[hyna @tearsofapayasa]

El Pasoans you won’t believe that’s this BBC article is about our high school English teacher who was cheated on by his wife with a student

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#NewProfilePic

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@whotfisjovana Literally just got a biblical Angel tattoo and used that as a reference photo, got my tarot read and got a moon card and said “I feel at home with the moon” and daily save for a pickled tattooed pig fetus (age 26)

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I cried about being burnt out yesterday then came into work on my day off the second they called to ask am I really the punk rock icon I think I am

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@neopetfuneral Real

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@tearsofapayasa She said I’ll search and seize idc

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2nd day of graveyard shift and I just noticed my shirt has been inside out for 6 hours