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tweeting the tweet man for tweets

[𐂯 ´ཀ` dashie ☽☾ @frankieroisms]

propaganda im not falling for:

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Everything feels like this right now

[miia @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Hetty ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

How it feels to come out as bisexual and realize that queers and straight people hate you

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

accidentally made a suicide joke in front of ppl who’ve never been suicidal before

[masha @masha_slp]

i wonder what kinda life I’d be living if my stupid brain wasn’t sick

[feefee @fawnpilled__]

applying for a job is actually a humiliation ritual designed to make you kill yourself one thousand times

[໊ @wynavira]

what if i’m not anxious. what if i’m just extremely well-informed about everything that could go wrong at any given moment

[s @tiredgirlxx]

top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life

[Goob @goobgleeb]

ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river

[gill @contactabrother]

Can someone just hire me

[Yandere Eito Aotsuki (´• ω •`) ♡ @YandereEito]

I would wish Bakersfield, California on my worst enemies

[ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻 @swagoloog]

Stop shaving your bush only YOU can stop deforestation

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was