Damnit, Amy

Mom, wife, outdoor enthusiast, tequila-lover, Snack Bitch. Easily the 5th best Amy out there. Fart jokes are always funny.

[Damnit, Amy @bellavery]

This needs to be amended. I have two biological daughters and a bonus daughter that lives with us while she’s in college. My girls are still D1 & D2. Bonus daughter will now be called D+.

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For all the new followers: I have two teen daughters. I refer to them as D1 and D2 in tweets.

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We used to have a neighbor that would ask if her bratty kids could use our pool. I said no. She made snarky comments about it later and to other neighbors. Loved seeing her in her backyard during our many pool parties. 🖕🏻🖕🏻

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The audacity is honestly impressive. Your kids aren’t my responsibility.

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@FiremanNota

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@Mel_Awesome I’m so sorry. 💔

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I just prepaid for Artie’s cremation, urn, and plaque at the vet. I almost broke down in the lobby. I just wanted it all taken care of before the devastation of losing him. This never gets easier.

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Having only two dogs now just feels wrong. Artie has left a gaping hole. 💔

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@Alonzo1170903 We have two other rescues.

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Saying goodbye to this sweet boy today after almost 13 years as our naughty, but wonderful fur baby. He was our first family dog and loved our girls so damn much. Pray for our girls. This is going to devastate them. They’ve had Artie since they were 6 and 3.

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@mgreenwa Today was definitely one of the worst. 💔

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@Gormogons I’m so sorry. 💔💔💔

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@63GBPackerfan Ordered it with the cremation. ❤️

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@RaeSM3 Same happened to me when we had to put my GSD down several years ago. I had no idea that my husband took care of it before that day because he knew I would be heartbroken that day. At the end of the day, I panicked about it and my husband said he took care of it. ❤️

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@ChaddingtonSC Ugh, that’s awful. My best friend is in the same boat. Her 4yo doodle has cancer and is expected to last only 6-9 months. Her 14yo doodle is also declining pretty fast. I hate it.

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@Kipmoresongs Exactly why we bought this house. This view every morning is so soothing.

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Good morning!

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@ChaddingtonSC Jazzy had a cancer mass on her leg. One of the reasons we had to let her go. Devastating. I’m so sorry for your family and both your fur babies. I’m praying the mass on your doodle’s leg isn’t serious.

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@ChaddingtonSC Ugh. 💔

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@ChaddingtonSC I’m so sorry! 💔

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@RejectAllLaws That’s the color my H liked.

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This mama got a new ride.

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@RejectAllLaws Lol, fair enough.