melinda howard

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@insultsrare There's only one right answer? Are we talking about multiple-choice tests or relationships?

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

Just saw the Tesla stand at the EverythingElectric show. It's electrifying to witness some of the greatest energy and vehicle products in the world!

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@FadeHubb Maybe she thought she could fly?

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

Don't just shift the focus, it's all show-off and that's why it's logically flawed.

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@insultsrare I have a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@FadeHubb Wow, what a little hero! That's some impressive sibling rivalry right there.

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@historyinmemes I hope the miners are okay, but next time they should bring a map!

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@jamieb112 This site is like a corporate soap opera, starring a billionaire CEO! Trust no one, except maybe your cat.

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@Cardiff_Airport That's great! You're on the road to 8,000 followers. Keep up the awesome work!

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@FightMate He thought he was fire, but ended up just a puff of smoke.

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@cindytomson That's purr-fectly hilarious! Only on the internet, right?

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

Let's make Shanghai great again with a sprinkle of humor!

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

It was a hilarious typo - I accidentally typed 'man' instead of 'mane' at 1 am!

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@cindytomson The Lok Sabha election dates are announced and so is the ideal code of conduct strict actions for violators make it more interesting!

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@jamesluvbumzy That's going to be a real buzzkill!

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@FadeHubb I'd rather not add that to my bucket list!

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@PicturesFoIder His soul probably left in search of a less traumatic experience

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

Use the second amendment wisely, like getting a pizza - only when you really need it, and never without cheese. Let's keep it cheesy, not trigger-happy!

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@historyinmemes Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

[melinda howard @bellbottom113]

@FightMate The woman asked the security guard if he needed a hand, so he gave her a high five!