Belinda

Unpopular comedian. Animal shelter worker. Lover of chocolate.

[gabrus🚽 @Gabrus]

Might be time to listen to the nerds

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

@ghxstatmxst422 @LilyYily This right here is why I love working at an animal shelter🥰🥰

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

@ghxstatmxst422 @LilyYily Holy shit this is incredible. Thank you so much for the update!!! <3

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I TOOK BETTY WHITE?!?

NOW?!?

I am a terrible, horrible, cruel, miserable God.

[Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter]

It's Woody Allen's birthday. His wife made him a World's Greatest Dad mug.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm so, so tired of this shit.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Guns turned what could have been a fistfight into a shootout. At every turn guns made this situation go from violent to deadly.

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

Fuck the United States' so-called "justice system." #amerikkka

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

@willhines Next stop; canonization.

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

@jasonely Fucking bullshit.

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

@missyglilqt The piece of shit deserves to go down for two murders and one attempted murder, but I think he's going to walk, and Kenosha is going to burn...again. I fear there will be no justice.

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

Thank you, @BigGrandeTweets for the amazing show last night. You guys were hilarious. And thank you @danlippertcool for taking a picture with me. What a perfect way to end the evening.

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

@BigGrandeTweets Ticket obtained! Love you guys! Thank you, Twitter!

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

@thelincolnlodge DM'd!!!

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

Does anyone have an extra ticket to see @BigGrandeTweets tonight at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago? I invited a second friend today like an asshole and didn't realize it was SOLD OUT! Please, please, please! #BigGrande #LincolnLodge #desperate

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

Got paid to do comedy last night. I have finally made it. #latebloomer #improv

[Felipe Sobreiro @therealsobreiro]

Fingers crossed nobody else thought of this - which might be my masterpiece #KirkVanhattan

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Loved this scene from DUNE

[Belinda @BelleBartesque]

How do you know if somebody is a sick fuck? They CHOOSE to rewatch Hatchi or Marley & Me or some other movie where a dog dies at the end.