Will Hines

life perfect, have never had problems

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Have never made a mistake; zero regrets. Whole life = as planned.

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@ooohsarahcuda He’s a very musical guy! Good singer, good performer.

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Do you guys know about this guy Justin Bieber

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@fisackerly Yep that’s him

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@roblathan That’s it!

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Have you guys ever heard of the television show Saturday Night Live

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Yet another day where I did everything right!

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Checking the news is just my Morning Screams.

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I like when there’s two brothers in baseball and one is clearly the star. It’s like here’s Mitch Renda and his brother Gloopy Renda.

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The more I scroll and scroll the stronger I get.

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I’m so tired of being asked to be the spokesman of my generation! I AM NOT A ROLE MODEL!

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Every paragraph looks too long.

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My trainer once again quit because my body is “too perfect.”

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If you are only attractive at work conferences in hotels then congrats: you are conventionally attractive.

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If I ever directed a major motion picture, I would simply do everything right.

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New Fuck Marry Kill: Waymo, Yogurt or Danny DeVito.

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all comedy is bad

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I have done many things, many stupid stupid things.

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I will win March Madness.

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@KBAndersen I think of this cover all the time and how well it summed him up.