Bell Ends

We are a vital public service identifying bell ends.

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"New year, new me!" wankers on Facebook.

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My girlfriend, for dragging me to Westfield. No sale on earth is worth tolerating this. I can't breathe without bumping into some cunt.

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Anyone who gives a fuck about Strictly Come Dancing.

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Vincent Tan.

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People posting photos of Gail from Coronation Street because it's "blowing a gale". It was a shit joke 2 months ago. It's still shit now.

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Ronnie Biggs. Good riddance to a bell end.

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People who seem smug, pleased even, that there's been another U.S. shooting. You can be anti-guns without being such a bellend.

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You're right. There isn't. You sad, desperate, lonely twat. RT @Red_Solo_KOP: There's no way this just happened http://t.co/64qFirqIi7

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Every daft bint with daddy issues participating in #CleavageThursday this evening.

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People who do those shitty "this deserves endless retweets" tweets.

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BULLSHIT, I bet he thought you were a penis just like we all do. RT @realDonaldTrump Nelson Mandela and myself had a wonderful relationship

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What a cunt. @GazGShore

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Every thick twat tweeting abuse at Paris Hilton tonight because they fell hook line and sinker for a blatant spoof on Twitter.

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Any thick cunt who thinks that the Paris Hilton tweet doing the rounds is real. #GullibleBellends

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Already tired of the fucking Morgan Freeman jokes...

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Amazon.

Never mind delivering books and DVDs via drone. How about PAYING YOUR TAXES?

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Marcus Chown. One of the masters of the "RT if you agree with this inherently agreeable statement" shite on Twitter.

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Tom Daley is so brave.

For hosting Splash again. That show was fucking wank.

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People who join about 20 different "RIP Paul Walker" pages on Facebook. What's the fucking point?

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"In honor of Paul Walker lets get this Facebook page to 1 million likes. Can we do it? RIP"

People who do this should be sterilised.