Belle Gerrard

I love, I eat, I sleep, I hork.

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Mmmm...jambalaya. It won't be the same without the shrimp. Can't wait until the HuMons discover the crime...and blame Mike:)

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Nice. The HuMons bought a heat lamp for the patio and me. Maybe I can chase a bird into it...anyone for a little cajun magpie? I'm buying!

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

The SheHumon is stressing over Spanish class. Yo quiero horkar en sus zapatos. Just trying to help:)

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Imagine there's a system that will cook 200 lobsters at once! And drawn butter, too. Chapeau to Gerry W's "market research." (nod,wink)

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Bad news: Neighbor cat ran out of lives. Good news: new cats toys!
And bacon!

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Kanye West - what an idiot."Hey, Kanye - do you like fish sticks?"

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Anyone surprised that the current weather, in all its resemblance to the pits of hell, is more popularly known as the "Dog Days of Summer?"

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

The old cat curls hot
begs for relief from himself but thinks
it must be lunch time

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

The SheHumon has gone out of town. We are subsisting on beer, pizza and ice cream for the foreseeable future.

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

@gbrumage - No, you shut up.

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

OMG! Mike almost caught a Magpie! OK, "almost" is a stretch. Useless birds. Probably taste like chicken, anyway.

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Catnip. It doesn't get any better than this.

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Too much excitement here. Tour de France gets the humans in a dither and Mike gets anxious and piddles. Racers in Catlike helmets? Chapeau!

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Mike is asleep - again. How much sleep does an old lumbering semi-incontinent need? Geesh. Hmm...nice afternoon sun. Time to check out.

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

I will be ready for Vancouver! Perfecting slalom technique using human on crutches. Great fun!

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

I "accidentally" locked Mike in the closet this morning. Oops! Good thing we only eat dry food.

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Hah! Ever see a Humon hopping on leg trying find a newspaper and catch a hork mid-fly? Priceless.

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

The Man had surgery. Stinky bandage, and he's ruining my personal afternoon nap spot. Time for a wake-up horking, eh?

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

Beware! Dogs are controlling the American Idol voting - how else can you explain that Danny and Kris (both "puppy cute") are still in?

[Belle Gerrard @bellethecat]

My Idol vote goes to the Allison singer. Adam sounds too much like a boy cat who realizes he's about to become a little less manly.