Sally Williamson

Engineer, gin drinker, clarinetter, saxophoner, Lord Esme singer and maker of mashed potato on Thursdays.

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Spaniel Meatbags

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This train needs a drinks cart.

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I thought being in a car accident was stressful, but have you been jeans shopping with my mum?

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This train needs a cup holder.

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Tonight? Yes.

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How good are little cat chins?

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Hello strangers… whilst I’m procrastinating… here’s a link to my bands album: https://t.co/8HjWC6K9sV

Also we’re playing central coast, Newcastle and Sydney in April. So I want to see you.

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Reviewing literature and Horst Jankowski-ing on this sunny Sunday.

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I need a holiday, but all I can afford is shapewear and white bread.

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Today’s irrational grievance: people who put semi colons in bulleted lists. Especially people who put them into my documents and don’t expect me to REJECT their change.
#irrational
Goodnight.

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Newcastle. Pub. Alarmingly high mullet ratio.

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Sausages

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Goodnight

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All I want to do it lie very still and feel sorry for myself (and let this giant hole in my back heel), but this seven year old is so relentlessly happy it’s almost sickening. :)

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I would also like a revoltingly sweet cocktail… but here we are.

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Today I saw a man with one giant ear.
Terrifying.

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This train (or maybe this person next to me) smells of agar.

Having micro lab flashbacks.

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@BuddyGlassBand Aah too late. I just photographed the screen. I’ll print it out and mail it to myself later.

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How do you do a screen shot on a Mac? Fuggenjesus

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When you wake up at 4am and are patting the cat in the dark and you accidentally put your thumb on his bumhole and you have to get up and wash your hands and now you’re fully awake. When.