Ravelord Nito

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

I sit upon my throne, built upon ruin and betrayal, a king with no crown and no country left to call my own. The cruellest joke of them all for my hubris, however, is a Creed CD playing somewhere in the hall. Echoing into nothing.

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

Naahhhh I’m serious if my card declines at a chippy I’m Swiss cheesing everyone and raising you as level 1 skeleton archers

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

You have artwork up on your walls that you bought from The Range

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

Poundland tech department

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

5 years of inane shite

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

Doing a bucket then hopping on anno 1880

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

why didn’t Sam and Frodo just take the Dacia stepway to Mordor

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

getting too long in the tooth for this

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

fuck you

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

Drinking my buzzball out a gourd you are not “just like me”

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

Ate. 14lbs of. Raw mineral. Now become. Council estate.

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

you’re crazy, I didn’t say that.

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

try ket

[The Fabulous @GetTheFabulous]

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Because life WAS harder.

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If you're struggling, try The Fabulous.

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

Dota by basshunter is the official anthem of the m8 at 6:30am

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

Urban outfitters be selling a pauper’s ragged tunic at a king’s random

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

for the allfather and that cheap weed from the Kyle centre in Ayr

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

Scour the lands for their mega buzzballs

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

Shoutout Gabriel Angelos

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

If you say you’re good at Excel I’m gonna assume you’re one of those people I’d walk past and raise both eyebrows with a light exhale as if it’s cost me energy just moving past your air. Toad.

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

Super late update but I chundered so bad after this string of inane garbage

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

My fault. MY FAULT? IT'S NOT MY FAULT. Whether I order your primitive folded pizza item at 7pm or 1am. IT IS IRRELEVANT. Stop fucking unloading 3 litres of grease into it. And remove the onions. Obviously. I waste my breathe mentioning this.

[Ravelord Nito @belligerentlich]

New capital punishment: Brain-death sentence via lobotomy and wiring into facilities management systems